I need to have a serious discussion with my vacuum cleaner. He does a half-assed job and is no longer earning his keep. I've talked to him about this before, and threatened to replace him numerous times, but that doesn't seem to phase him much.
I have even started researching his replacement. This one has a lot of promise. Comes with all the qualifications too. Hope these are true and not just embellishments. And of course this will cost me quite a bit more. But that's okay. The evil overlord has given me some credit, so my actual expense is less than half of the total.
Then again, when I was checking the fees yesterday for the umpteenth time, they had gone up by about $100!!
Is that even possible?
This replacement is looking a little less likely... I will need to go visit the placement agency, perhaps it's just a mistake...

I used to clean carpet for a living, I swear by the basic Panasonic bagged upright. Fancy vacuums are overrated. . .

Ha! I think thats true for a lot of things!