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They don't serve doughnuts or shiitake!

Which is odd because I live by myself. I think it might be the guy down the street trying to send me a message. I'm going to retaliate by pouring doughnut glaze into his car's gas tank

My birds, lizard and I gave him a Viking funeral. We sang Viking songs as he sailed away, burning, down stream, and got stuck under the bridge. We got away from there before the cops came

The left side had bought Mountain Dew soda for the weekend, and the right side drank it all. I told them that they're married now and have to settle this themselves

Boo him!

Praise all that is great!

###$ him, I'm glad he's dead. He never cared about anyone other than himself. We should all go spit and throw dirt on his grave and then do the dance of the thunder god.

He could talk. If a monkey could type Hamlet, that monkey would be rich, but no, Donkey was not rich, he was an undiscovered talent in a low-income area of the planet. So many great talents have never been discovered because they don't come from a big city or aren't related to someone famous. Donkey was one of those people. He was being sold to be put to work on a farm. I sympathized with ...

He was just minding his own business at his swamp. At the very beginning of the first movie, that angry mob of middle aged white men went to the house of an innocent green man, who had just moved into the neighborhood, with torches and pitchforks, and they were going to kill him over the fact that he was green and big. That's bigotry. I don't like this, what did Shrek do wrong? Did he ...

This is what was playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63ul8P2 ... dishhollow