Xena wrote:So it makes no sense for me to cuss and threaten somebody who threatens to cram a hook through my ladybits? Your priorities are fuked, man.
Obsidian wrote:That was just you being overly sensitive about someone making a light joke about fishing up money from your panties. Read the whole conversation again and you will see what a Silly Billy you were. :P
I looked it up:
Gloves wrote:I carry my money in my panties. If I really don't feel safe, I'll bag it and hoop it so anybody who wants it will have to go fishing.

I'll bring my hook.
- had to google 'hooping', apparently it involves shoving items up the arse - no genitalia ("ladybits") involved.
The "hook" response pertained to the money, as a means of getting the money - nothing to do with your anatomy. Also it was made in jest admittedly, Gloves did not really intend to steal your money - neither from your purse, nor from your anus. The only possible threat that could be read into it was stealing your money. Don't know where the ladybits came into it.
Your response was:
Xena wrote:Oh please, you fuking poser. I'll announce my departure time and place for you when I leave. Smashing your skull in would be exactly the stress relief I need right now. Then I'll have your car to drive around too.
Loser.
^ which presents two threats, smashing his skull and stealing his car.
Obsidian correctly pointed out that inconsistency in his thenaday reply.
Indeed it appears as if you were fishing for indignation through the means of genitalia, hence his 'menopausal behaviour' remark.