Salute of the Day (Snarky Vent Thread)

I'd like to throw a virtual bird to one of the hating bitches at work who decided to step up to me with mad attitude first thing on a Monday morning accusing me of some #######4 that was not my doing.

I smiled brightly and offered a cheerful good morning and the hateful bitch started in a most unacceptable bitchy way.

"whoa, hold on a second." i said.

"rah-rah-rah-rah" continued the fasshole bitch.

"hold on before you come at me like that. I did not put that in your basket"

these ######6 bitches with their hating. now I ain't putting up with that $#%^ first thing on a Monday morning. figure out the facts before you start with the ######6 chin music you bitches.

how the guy across from me did not laugh out loud I do not know.

on what ######6 planet should i have to expend energy first thing Monday morning telling a hateful bitch to back the ###$ up?

Virtual bird. Sounds like she deserves the whole flock.

Mondays suck.

Laura and others

A snarky salute (some little Loooves the word snarky, lol) to bosses who put you in a type-caste "box". I'll always be the "abrupt" speaking employee. The "insensitive" employee. And my favorite line: "need to be the bigger person and step up to the plate". I feel like nirvana's song: "find my nest of salt, everything's' my fault. I'll take all the blame, aqua sea, foam shame" if only she knew how hard I actually try to listen to one common sense voice. I'm pretty sure I'm not what she accuses me of. I just try to do my job and expect that from others! Thx

salute of the day to that middle-aged couple that lives in our appartment block who actually dive into the dumpster, rip open bags to search thru everyones trash because they are afraid that someone from outside the appartment block might throw in their stuff illegally, then go around talking to neighbors about us because they found the packaging of some medication.

birdsong87 wrote:dive into the dumpster, rip open bags to search thru everyones trash

What on earth? Now that is crazy. What do they plan on doing if they find someone's trash, that doesn't live there? Hunt them down and kill them?

hunt them down and confront them.
and threaten to complain to the police.
they actually did that with someone.
these people look sane on the outside

Screw the person who stole my Kohls card and charged 300$ on it. I want to beat the $#%^ out of them.

birdsong87 wrote:hunt them down and confront them.and threaten to complain to the police.they actually did that with someone.these people look sane on the outside

I would tell them to go f*** themselves. And then claim they drug through my trash and are trying to make false claims to the police. Hell I would say my trash wasn't even on the curb yet, and that they trespassed on my property to dig in my property. Because it's your personal stuff until you place it on the curb. Then it's free game.

But then again, I wouldn't throw my trash away in a random apt building's dumpster, so guess I wouldn't have to worry about it. It's just annoying that they literally have nothing better to do. It's not like it's hurting anyone, unless like everyone did it and the actual residents didn't have room for their own trash.

meltingclock wrote:Screw the person who stole my Kohls card and charged 300$ on it. I want to beat the $#%^ out of them

Wow super annoying. You never know they may catch the bastards.

Wtf on the dumpster diving couple?

here's my salute of the day!

to the petty, hateful, insecure bitches who have no life! who try to tear down and attack anything and anyone that is smart, nice, generous, and beautiful! ###$ you petty bitches! I deal with them at work, my kid deals with them at school. and they hate us, scheme against us, and do everything they can to tear us down, because of their own insecurities.


so you know what? ###$ this town! ###$ the $#%^ hole that is the rural south. bible-thumping, racist, ignorant bastards. I'm done. I have been hesitant to move. because I feel like kids need roots and stability. and the whole you can't run from your problems thing. but you know what? it's not me! I don't want to run from myself or my life. I want to live somewhere where the life I want is possible. where I can be myself. where my daughter can have a bright future.

so here is my 2 finger salute.....###$ all o y'all haters. I'm out.

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