Today I have three salute recipients. First is the US Postal Service, for insisting that all callers to their toll-free customer service must give their name and zip code, even if asking a general question where their identity has no bearing in the matter. You get extra middle fingers for stating that it's company policy, for refusing to transfer me to a supervisor, and for hanging up on me. F*ck you, b*tch.
Next recipient is our local branch of the Better Business Bureau, for hanging up on me when I said that I wanted guidance on filing a complaint. You too get extra fingers, for hanging up on me again when I called back. So I submitted a complaint to the central BBB about the local branch. F*ck you too.
My final recipient for the day is our health-insurance provider, who processed a claim incorrectly not once, but twice. You get extra middle fingers for taking nine months to resolve the matter, and for the fact that our doctor now owes us a credit of over $200.00. F*ck the entire U.S. healthcare system.
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Laura and others
