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by **thegentlepath** on Sat Aug 25, 2018 7:03 am

My brother strangled his wife in front of their children. Since my brother is a dumb, lazy, & weak Gen-Xer, his wife lived. If my brother had been a smart, productive, & strong Baby Boomer, he would have pulled himself up by his bootstraps & then realized what a great ligature bootstraps make.

by **thegentlepath** on Fri Aug 24, 2018 8:28 pm

It’s better than listening to geriatric ###$ blowing hot air from their little brown buttholes.

by **thegentlepath** on Thu Aug 23, 2018 9:37 pm

That’s called Magical Thinking.

If one could have any human one wanted,

One wouldn’t know what to do with them anyway.

by **thegentlepath** on Tue Aug 21, 2018 8:44 pm

Time spent on tax goal.

Up to question 8a on the federal form: earned income tax credit.

This too shall pass.

Productivity hacks:

1) Get dressed to shoes.
2) Groom.
3) Never start a challenging task on an empty stomach.
4) Clean out your workspace: put away what won’t be needed to make space.

by **thegentlepath** on Tue Aug 21, 2018 3:02 pm

I don’t read them. Ever.

Or those posters that have a problem for every solution. Avoid.

One would think with these preventive measures I would have time to devote to more pressing matters.

:roll:

$#%^ parents in a $#%^ marriage.

Teaching myself how to draw a Minecraft creeper for nephew bday.

One can’t have any human one wants.

Less than 5 minutes a day for 36 days.

Walls of text.

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