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How to: Mess up your child

Permanent Linkby Hallusinating on Tue Jan 03, 2012 3:21 am

Lesson nr. 1: Take her father away and say he is a monster.
This will eliminate most of your childs personality and leaving her a total mess trying to figure out who she really is, where the other parent is and why she is not allowed to visit him.
She will desperately seek her father in all her male friends, which will ultimately make them feel inferior and then they will leave her, which in return will make her feel even more messed up.

Lesson nr. 2: Make her feel special by getting more children.
If you have children why not have more? More children will give the only parent she has less time to look after her, so in effect she will have no real parents but adults hoovering around her while they are looking after they`re new children.
It will leave your child with jealous feelings and more feelings of inferiority.

Lesson nr. 3 Don`t help your child when it needs help.
Again a very effective way to show that you don`t love your child is by doing absolutely nothing when she needs some assistant. Rely on her self taught abilities(yes i know its sneaky to always rely on them, but it gives the parents more time with their new children) and then watch her make a mess of things, if you are lucky she will take some years repairing the mess she got in.

Lesson nr. 4
When she starts to complain about the family situation, just tell her that she is the real problem and not the divorce or the parents.
This will make her feel guilty for years and guilt is how we know it a mess up for your brain.

Lesson nr. 5 get a stepfather who really dislikes your old children from the previous marriage.
This is the best one because the stepfather acts like a wild card since you never know what you will be getting.
In my case it was sometimes a harsh treatment with a clear sense that he didn`t want to pay for anything i was interested in. No dreams were allowed for me since my mother had to ask him for the money to pay for them, so i understood early on that dreams wasn`t for someone like me.
So they came in my teenage years criticising me for not knowing what i wanted to be, it was a win win situation for them, deny my dreams in childhood-and then criticising me for not having them in later years. But its ok for the families new children to have dreams...like the time my half sibling wanted a dog and got it with no criticism, no "shut up" and no reservation, just love.
Yeah and its really good i got to see how much my mother loved her new children while she was always yelling at me-veeeery effective.

Also they kept me so busy looking after they`re new children so my grades had gone down, but that is just a piss in the ocean when you are growing up in a big divorced family, because your feelings don`t mean a $#%^!
Its also good if the stepfather starts a fight with another one of your biological sisters and hence makes a tension not only between you and your father, but also other family members.
That leads me up to

Lesson nr. 6
Split the family.
I know i already touched this subject in lesson nr. 1 where i said separate the child from one of its parents, but splitting the whole family will really do so much better!
This will widen the personality identity disorder and make the child feel isolated and alone.
A very effective tool if you want to mess up your child :D
Not only will this mess them up, but it will also make them hate you even more.
Don`t leave her any pictures of her father, she probably isn`t interested in watching them anyway, and if she tries to run a way to see her father just drive her back home and never talk about it.
This will make the bond even thinner between you and your child, and thus messing up YOUR child even more.
In fact if she makes any signals of wanting to see her own father, then you should just ignore her.
Its also good if she sees that her other siblings lives with her father, because this will...

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Hello the other side

Permanent Linkby Hallusinating on Sat Dec 31, 2011 9:57 pm

I am home from an agonising trip that took me to the other side for some seconds...
First i had to get up in the middle of the night to catch a plane, i had to take my luggage on a trolley to get it to the bus station where i caught my bus for the airport. In the middle of the night i met a drunk guy asking me for the way to somewhere and then there was a lot of ice :twisted:

By the time i had climbed all the up hills to the station with the luggage, i was exhausted.
Why is it always stress travelling????

Before i went i tried to print out my ticket, finding out that since i had helped this women by printing 50 pages(she never used!?) i was out of black toner in my printer :twisted:
So i had to copy my booking and print it out in blue instead..
then when i got to the airport they told me that i had printed out a reservation and not the ticket, thankfully i still got my boarding pass(since i had the ticket number and it was already paid for).

Over 5 hours in a plane with tired people, and then one hour in a bus.

Finally in the hotel and i can put my luggage down..

I shared a room with a woman who sometimes acted a bit strange....
first she wore a robe that she didn`t close and she didn`t have any clothes on underneath it, so it made me feel a bit like i was in a brothel where she was just wondering around waiting for her next customer..

Despite her coming of age she did not see the reservation in my eyes.

Then on my final day with her she came up with something i didn`t really want to see...puke, yes she puked all over the balcony in the middle of one of her complaining sentences about her ex husband(oh yes she told me all about him while i was sharing bedroom with her).

Its cheaper to travel when you can share a room with somebody (not bed, for all you perverts who were thinking that).
Yet sharing has got its ups and downs.

Mostly she was a friendly woman, but i was not too pleased when she wanted me to wash up her puke while she was drinking champagne.

You meet all kinds of people when you are on the move and living with others, it makes it a little bit more exciting but sometimes it can be a little bit stressful and i can understand why people want to have their own bedroom.

Specially over the christmas holidays when so many become a little depressed and lonely and all you want to do is relax, but instead you listen to long stories (told in a language you can hardly understand).

Also she was partly deaf so this made our conversations a bit amputated.

I hope my next holiday is more relaxing as this one sucked big time.
I came home and got the worse flu i have ever had( i think we were food poisoned on our last day there???). The stress and anguish of being in the same hotel room with this woman got my best sides..
i am one that usually follows the rules by the book, she is more a "slacker" and likes to bend the rules to her own advantage. For example, she wanted to try and eat free breakfeast buffet in the hotel restaurant because she assumed that it was pre paid.

She also tried to get me to join a trip up in the mountains that only cost 10 €, in the pamplet it said they had some product advertisement.
When i came to the bus it turned out that you had to listen to advertisement for one and a half hour before the trip.
I turned around and got out of the bus.

Yes it was friendly of her to ask..and so i did say, but as a former interviewer for a firm that collects information, i am sick of promotions and advertisements, i told her that but i think she still was pissed off that i had cancelled it.

The last but not least thing on the list was the strict rule in the hotel about smoking....
we were not allowed to smoke anywhere on the hotels property, that included the balcony t...

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(H)Ate all day

Permanent Linkby Hallusinating on Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:21 am

I am pi''''''' off!
Don`t want to write anything but i do it anyway...

I walked up an icy road today and saw people struggling to stay on their feet so i gave this man an advice to get better shoes and he then started to ask me a lot of question in english(couldn`t speak Norwegian). I said i was bad in english to avoid him but he kept on pestering me, asking me where i lived :!: :?: :evil:

Some foreigners can be so pushy or clingy to women.
All i said was wear better shoes, and he then uses that as if i meant it as a come on, when he knew it wasn`t one.
So cheeky, so annoying.....
Hate men today(manhateday)

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From the spine to my head

Permanent Linkby Hallusinating on Mon Nov 28, 2011 9:57 pm

We used to have a hems where i lived, this is a loft area with a ladder.
I had that as a room until i was 11 years. I wonder if that has had anything to say about the fact that i have kyphosis today? Or if that was caused by a nerve damage i had when i was 14?

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A gasp in the air

Permanent Linkby Hallusinating on Thu Nov 17, 2011 5:57 pm

I have tried to speak to my mother in a way that i thought was brilliant.
So Jippi to me!............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................no not really

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