Wigens Questioned over Alien Abduction Attempt


Leading Reality activist and Little Earther Pete Wigens (93) was still being questioned by Stroud Police over an alien abduction attempt at the 4 Degreez Offices in Rodborough. Wigens (nfa) is known internationally for his opposition to refugee status for life forms fleeing the Betelgeuse Conflict.

"Why are they always resettled in Rodborough", a fellow activist asked Bitch reporter Hank Greed.

"Why ask me?", replied Hank, "I'm one myself".

Owing to a prior engagement President Margarine (93) was unavailable for comment.