As much as I support the Occupy Wall Street movement (Or whatever the hell its called these days...), I think they're all idiots. They have no focus and they keep getting arrested for reasonable crimes. There has been reports of pot smoking in the parks, some protesters have hit cops, frankly, they're all idiots. Look, as much as I support the legalization of all drugs to seriously impair the spread of AIDS, its illegal now. And with the protest spreading to various countries like China and Boston, you can't have little kids ######6 things up.

You wanna know why the Tea Party got to be so huge? Paired with the love/hate attention from the media the OWS movement is getting right now, their goals were clear, and everybody knew them, even if they didn't know $#%^ about the subject matter. You had over 1 Million overweight white males, averaging 60-75 years of age, all who hated being taxes, with none of them being able to tell us what the tax code currently was, OR even telling any TV host what the taxes were used for. Their stupidity captivated me, which is why I paid attention to them for so long, because there was a host of other stupid people who agreed with the people who admitted they had no idea what the ###$ they were saying! And now their numbers are in decline, and the movement itself is basically a wash. Its gone, like the birther issue. Orly Taitz, AKA the "Birther Queen" has just gone away. BIRTHERS WERE THE CROWN JEWEL, NOW WHERE ARE THEY?!

The OWS movement is like the super liberal version of that. They're there, but they have no idea. They just know they hate something, and that something isn't taxes, but instead "Corporate Greed".

I used to believe that corporate greed was real. Then I took a step back, and realized I was liberal yuppie scum. I had believed everything Bill Maher and Rachel Maddow had said, and it paid off. I was over educated. I knew too much. And because I knew too much, I figured that's all I needed to know, and nothing more. Then I (Well, Nic really) looked at the other side. And... it made sense. Ish. The right wing is nothing more than a bunch of whining bitches with skinned knees at this point, and I ######6 hate them right now, and for good reason. They have said no to every Obama plan, even when it was their idea! They made 180's so fast Tony Hawk is still looking for his prosthetic leg in the bushes behind the halfpipe.

Corporations are run by people. Its not some ######6 computer that destroys $#%^ because it wants to, its people. And its not the stockbrokers and the bankers who like when the market fails. What is a bankers job? To hold money. And what if no one has money? The banker has no job. Same with Stockbrokers; if no one has money to invest, what the ###$ is he supposed to do?

Its the big guys, making millions a month, who have no idea what suffering is. As a DIDer, I think I get to speak here, but I don't really fit into this metaphor. Think of Mel Gibson humping flagpoles: Everyone else is watching him, thinking "What the ###$ is he doing?!" while he keeps doing whatever it is he thinks he's doing. The oft-repeated definition of insanity is repeating the same thing over and over, expecting different results. I disagree: My best friends are a serial killer and a neurotic mess. We live in harmony, and we still ###$ up on a daily basis somehow, by either spilling a drink or offending our mom. Our definition of insanity is being able to work together and not kill each other because something the other party does is ######6 stupid. Being able to listen to Orly Taitz talk nonsense and be calm and rational, that's insane. Listening to an Al Jazeera reporter interview the biggest asshole in the world, Donald Rumsfeld, and be perfectly calm as Rummy doesn't answer a damn question is insanity. And allowing these assholes to make millions a month while the economy tanks for 3 years running is insanity on a mass scale, like Christianity or TMZ.

So the...

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Out of boredom, we decided to look through our old posts and found out that mostly all of them had 150+ views, minimum. Some had 200-300. The top has 1,300 views.

So we just wanted to clear some things up:
-By "Partner", I mean Travis, the guy I work with on most projects. Think of us like Mel Gibson and Danny Glover from Lethal Weapon. Not one, the one where they trust each other and actually get $#%^ done without shenanigans... you know what I mean.
-We are not gay. Well... We are 1/7th gay. David isn't "Elton John" gay, but he's certainly not "Sean Connery" straight. He's more like Hugh Jackman: he's fit and likes working out, but also has a great singling voice and loves musicals. Most recent purchase: The Book of Mormon Soundtrack, off Amazon Mp3.
-We pick a GIF every week because it gives us an excuse to check in and see how the regular board is doing. We are under mod review because C. occasionally pisses someone off (Again, sorry Jack), and the mods are smart enough to review what he say's and either allow or block. The reason we don't post that often to the main board is because we feel that our opinion generally doesn't matter in an ongoing conversation. If you were reading a board about rape and everyone there was very serious and honest, and suddenly we burst in with a joke, sure, some would like that for breaking up tension, but we would feel awkward and horrible and just plain bad afterward, thinking "We really shouldn't have done that". So C. posts whatever he wants in our blog, no restrictions whatsoever, and in turn, we don't piss people off.
-The GIF's themselves do not reflect mood, we just browse theChive until we find a GIF that we think is the best thing we've ever seen (AKA: Good for now) and use that new Google Image search by URL to find it on another site, because we can't use GIF's directly from theChive for some weird reason. Seriously, though, its ok. We like browsing, cause sometimes we find an even BETTER GIF somewhere else, like the Seinfeld one a few weeks back. But we like them because they're funny or beautiful or just awesome in general; they do not reflect mood at all.
-The reason C. posts long stories to this blog is because he likes ranting. Its how he does his improv on-stage, and its how he gets funnier. Its like practice, although we haven't been able to go on stage in about 2-3 months now, so he just likes to write whatever here. He'd like to be lifted off Mod-Review because he doesn't think the mod's like to hear his LOOOONG posts/stories, so he tries to cut it back a little bit, but as he does, he feels he gets more quality material bunched together instead of spread out like an article in Maxim or something. (We were subscribed to EGM, they just came in the mail randomly with a card saying Maxim bought the subscriber list. We only liked the articles. Swear to God.)
-We ######6 love dollar stores and hate dollar store umbrellas. But the $1 DVD's? We never buy them, but we do stare at the glaring typos the good Thai people put on the back. (Heres our example: http://i648.photobucket.com/albums/uu202/Nicsho/Mobile%20Uploads/Picture0065.jpg?t=1314340585).

Goodnight, everybody! C. wants to talk about his virginity soon, so I apologize in advance for what you will read. Also, he will defend the great Maxim articles debacle. So, sorry about that too, gents.

Goodnight!

First off, 18+ gentlemen (And... I guess... ladies too...), please watch this to get a full view of what I'm speaking about:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw6Gz9XW8KU&feature=related

As a rape victim myself, I gotta say I enjoy porn a lot more after watching this. Seriously, I don't know why, but its so much better knowing I'm pissing off the women who are supposedly protecting my interests. I've moved past the incidents (15+ times over 2 years, and possibly more we don't remember). They seem to focus on it. I'm offended that my pain that contributed to both my DID and my abusers eventual suicide (Which I do take sick pleasure in...) has helped get these ladies very lavish offices. We are rape victims, Zack especially. I don't know if I have been, but we all know in the system Zack took a lot of it in the ass. We give him slack for it, and he takes it with thanks. Its all fine. Its our way of getting past the incidents, moving on. Were always told to be strong and let go of bad feelings; well, we have. Having a bitch like the ladies in the video talk about something we've done Pre-AND-Post rape leading to us raping someone else is not only offensive on a level I cannot discuss, but if I ever was disposed to actually rape someone at gunpoint, like in Se7en, I would rather die. We wouldn't rape anyone, ever, cause we know what its like. Why the ###$ would we spread that pain?

Because of my rape, I believe I am capable of taking on everything. Does that make me a good person? We'll see, but the message is clear: Porn isn't going to make me rape anybody else. And I don't value women less because of it either. I actually respect women in power waaaaay more than men. Nancy Pelosi? Hillary Clinton? Barbra Boxer? Who cares if they're @@@@@@@, they got $#%^ done. And I would bet my future government salary by saying one of them had some $#%^ happen to them in their childhood that made them say "###$ that. I wanna end that for good".

In fact, I would argue that between our rape and the hours of porn we have consumed (bad word choice?), we are actually more pro-woman, pro-sex education (NOT ABSTINENCE-ONLY. That $#%^ has never worked, ever, and I have the stats from the ######6 South to prove it), and ###$ most politicians than anything else. No, Porn didn't make me anti-establishment or anarchist, the ######6 fact that no one my age can find a job and everyone we knew from the past 10 years my age is forced to live with their parents or at a smaller house because their old home was foreclosed on even though they were making regular payments, so I've decided to try and run for City Council or Mayor, Governor or President even when the time comes, if nothing is fixed. Although, if nothing is fixed within 15 years, I'm sure porn is what everyone will be watching as the world continues to crumble around them. It was what SEC officials were doing (Yes, Doing. Verb.) as the market collapsed in 2008. (Yes, that's real, heres the damn link: http://www.marketwatch.com/story/inspector-sec-staff-watched-porn-during-crisis-2010-04-23).

Unfortunately, as we've seen with this Congress, we can't deal with irrationality with rationality. It will never work. So, I propose we hang Child Porn in Times Square for 2 hours. Thats right. CHILD porn. Why child porn? Because it makes a bigger impact. And, as the images of Times Square flood the nightly news, with giant banners blurred out because of FCC regulation, we watch as the Christians and the Muslims fly into a panic, begging for them to be torn down and track the son of a bitch who put them up. (Meanwhile, the Catholics see no deal with this). Then they see that they're on the same page, the Christians & the Muslims. And they become friends, and gang up on the Catholics for not being anti-child porn. Catholics are shamed, and the War in Iraq/Iran/Egypt/Libya/India/Germany will be over.

And all this is coming from the ramblings of a rape victim planning for a future that,...

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Sorry. Saw it, couldn't pass it up.
-C.Nic

I am so sick of people calling me "Son". You know who gets to? Black people over 58 years old, and my ######6 parents. Okay? 58 years old is the minimum age for black people, because at that age, they are both seasoned and wrinkly like a raisin. They have loads of life experience, both from dealing with racism AND just being old, and they get to see everyone as below them. Why? Because old black people are awesome, that's why. Why?

For me personally, its when we went to NYC. We were sitting on a bus headed to the Guggenheim Museum (Because why not?), and a old, 65-75 year old woman sat on the bus next to me, eating cake. She was a good 300+ pounds. A bit with white frosting fell on our shoe, and she immediately noticed. She said "Ooh, sorry baby. You want some, son?"

Now, first off... she called me baby. Makes me giggle! But secondly, she called me son, and I wasn't pissed off, A: Because she's old, and probably has kids of her own, and B: SHE SURPASSED THE MINIMUM 58 YEAR DEADLINE!!!

But when 20 year old and 16 year old classmates call me son... what the ###$ kind of wannabe gangsta #######4 is that?! I don't come up to you and go "Whats up, acne neck?" I gotta tone it down. "Whats up, pimples" seems to be fine, especially to teachers. Straight A's, here I come!

But in the end, its all about maturity. Sure, not everyone over 58 years old is mature... just look at most Republicans. But most of them are. I'd wager a good 87-90% are mature, and the rest are just the loud majority we have placed into elected office because were dumbasses. But I feel that Zack and Nic are quite mature in their own little ways. So ###$ it! They can call me son. They never do, because they are mature and know that's just weird. But, ever since Nic started doing daycare for the church on Wednesday nights and every 3rd Sunday of the month, he has been calling the little girls "Girls", the boys "Guys", and the groups "Shitheads". Its all in context. But I have never heard him call a kid "Son" once.

If it isn't about maturity, then maybe its just preference. And thats all fashion, politics, food, drinks, anything really is. Preference. You aren't born a stupid pathetic hipster who relies on welfare and parents paychecks to buy drinks at the local club! You were made that way, by dumbass friends as pathetic as you. You preferred these friends over others. Now look at what you've become. Same applies to idiots who call each other "Son". If it happens enough, it becomes commonplace. Slavery in the 19th century, Mob Bosses during the depression era, 1930s, and now "Son" taking over the kids lingo because they're too stupid to think of something cool to say.

Thats why we need a good budget. To teach kids that calling each other "Son" when they're ######6 kids is as stupid as Michele Bachmann at a town hall on teabag manufacturing.

Just knock it off. I like to rant, but no one likes to read. Know what I'm sayin, son?

Grrr...