I have been SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO worried I would have to lie about my grades, but I passed! I ######6 PASSED ALL MY CLASSES!
Physical Geology: 423.10/624
Political Science: 202/358
Theater Appreciation: 408/608 (NOT FINAL YET!!! The final grade for this class is on Monday. But just with this grade, I pass).

To pass, you need a 69% or higher. I got an 81%, 79% and 82%, weighted thus far. I BASICALLY GOT STRAIGHT B's! The highest ######6 grades I have EVER gotten in a row in my life! Sure, I've gotten 2 A's in a semester, who hasn't? I'm just saying this is the best grades I've had where it
a) REALLY mattered, and
b) Were straight... anything!

Thank you guys for your moral support! I'm up against 14 credits next semester. Wish me luck!
-NicS

Okay. I can understand how "...but then I took an arrow to the knee", Nyan Cat, Rickrolling, EpicMealTime, Fred, etc. can become popular and sell T-Shirts and such. But how the ###$ did the My Little Ponies characters get so huge? I cannot track it. How the ###$ did this show get an adult following, but Arrested Development, Rubicon and Community get canceled?

We are adults, people. It is perfectly fine and understandable to watch the show if you have a son or daughter, or are just babysitting and trying to find something age-appropriate. But how do you defend a basically "G"-rated cartoon done in ######6 flash? I'm not saying adults shouldn't watch cartoons. Who Framed Roger Rabbit is one of the greatest ######6 MOVIES of all time. It won 4 Oscars it was so good. It was a cartoon/live action hybrid film that was awesome, believable and, best of all, truly for all ages. Kids could enjoy it, adults had Jessica Rabbit to oogle. And it wasn't creepy or pervy at all; thats how the animators wanted it to be.

With something like (and this is the full title) "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic"... well, thats it. You literally have nothing for adults that adults haven't already learned through years of history classes learning about the Klan. Seriously. ######6 nothing. KnowYourMeme says they have done a "Big Lebowski" episode. Thats one episode, out of something like 26 full length, 22 minute long episodes. And odds are good no ponies were pissing on or stealing rugs from richer ponies cutting cocaine with dead guys ashes. If there was (even suggested pissing), the rating for that episode would AT MINIMUM be "TV-Y7", which is like "PG" for TV shows. It basically means "This show is for kids, but at some point there will be a joke geared to keep adults happy that they're stuck watching this $#%^ with a 7 year old".

But, at some point, kids shows that are an adult obsession become an adult property. BBmBBf, AKA the guy who draws porno comic books of famous cartoon shows for a ######6 living has made a "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" hentai. It is hardcore porn based off the kiddie show about building relationships and friendship. I have seen it. It is horrifyingly adult. Now, there are many, many, MANY things wrong with these 13 pages and 27 pictures, but the worst part is that the show is just shy of being over one year old, by about 3 months. The oldest ######6 Sonic hentai I can find dates back to 1997, a full 6 years after the first game. Now its OK to jerk off to Sonic porn, because legally, he is "Of age". Sonic came out in 1991, and now its 2011. Its been 20 years. Its been fine to use him as a source of porn for 2 years now, by law. Before that, it could have been considered child pornography. I know that's not a standard held by... well, anyone, what so ever, but in the case of Sonic hentai, it seems people waited at least a few years before drawing him drilling Sally Acorn or Amy or even Tails! How the ###$ did a show made for kids, the fact of which is made obvious by the title "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" become a source of porno when it is just a little over a year old?! If someone made porn of a one year old in real life, that person would be off to jail faster than you can say "Anything goes in Tijuana!". So why are we allowing a sudden obsession with a kids show become hardcore pornography?!

The show has had a year to become a meme, fine, I won't argue that. I will argue that kids do watch kids shows. It seems like a shocking fact to some, because, to some adults, anime has become a major source of what they view, and with that, cartoons, to them, are an adult property. I did anime for a bit, watching one show: Death Note, which is a crime mystery thriller about a brilliant student who kills people from all over the world by writing the persons name in a notebook. The cops bring in a master...

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Some wonderful, beautiful person has uploaded every single episode of The Drew Carey Show, here:
http://watchdcs.blogspot.com

God Bless Them.

There are 2 DID jokes in there, thus far (Were going through them as background noise as we study for finals. We do WAAAAY better when there's background noise).
-Season 3, Episode 17: Mimi says to a psychologist (Eugene Levy) "And if you take a patient with multiple personalities, try to see if you can snag one."
-Season 5, Episode 5: Drew sits at his desk and says "No, one of my personalities is a shrink." He just sits there, eyes closed, then opens them up again. "Great! Better for a whole 2 days!"

They're pretty funny in context, and I'd implore you to go check it out. Its one of the better sitcoms from our childhood, mainly because it actually makes you laugh, and not "Heh, thats clever"-but no laughter kind of shows we have today... I ######6 hate "Whitney"...
-C.Nic

TK and I, (we mentioned this in our last post), that we are big-time subscribers to the ideology of Animalism, or the doctrine that humans are merely animals with no spiritual nature. TK takes it a step farther and says that as animals, we are, by nature, allowed to kill each other. Well, he's toned it down a little bit. He still subscribes to that ideology, but he would never kill someone else.

The problem was that no one else really supported our views, especially his. We couldn't find any places online for help or just to talk to other animalists. So, we became isolated. And our urges to kill ######6 anything grew to the point that the slightest hint of rage from just me ended up hurting someone else big time. It wasn't anger management, it was more "Harris Syndrome". Thats my term for it, anyway; Eric Harris was one of the Columbine shooters, and 5 years after the massacare, the FBI concluded he was a psychopath with a massive ego that wanted to prove his superiority. Well, frankly, everyone around me is ######6 stupid. OK? I just feel that way. I'd like to be wrong on a lot of things, but when it gets down to it, everyone else is ######6 mediocre at their ###$ jobs, and I excel. Programming TV? ######6 nail it. Filing? Nail it. Raking leaves, mowing the lawn, doing accounting: nail it, nail it, nail it. And although I clearly suck at a lot of things, like understanding the tax code or figuring out if I'm dating a total whore, jobs-skills wise, I'm pretty ######6 good. And even non-jobs skill wise, I can figure out most $#%^ faster than other people. I just pick things up and start working, while everyone else reads the ######6 instructions. And you'd think at some point I'd ###$ up, but no! I have yet to ###$ up at all when going ahead of other people. Teamwork is for pussies, anyway. Lone wolves, TK and I. We ######6 master everything.

You see, thats the kind of thinking that would flash into our minds the second a slight amount of rage would enter. Rage was triggered by stupidity. That was it. Stupidity of the slightest degree pissed us off so much that in our heads, we would think of 12 different ways to do the task the other person was ######6 up so royally. As our rage got more intense, the need to kill something got bigger, too. We would look up people like Budd Dwyer and Daniel V. Jones, and watch their suicides over and over and over again, sedating us for hours on end. As soon as that got done, we moved on to photos like the Black Dahlia autopsy photos, murders in Vietnam, even the photos of President Kennedy on the slab. Around February of 2011, we had our first sexual experience... the most awkward thing I had ever done one on one with anyone, ever. We relied heavily on fingering her to get her off, and by doing so, getting us off. By the end of April, 2011, we were able to get her off with 16 orgasms in 2 hours. The reason we were able to do so was because we focused all of our rage and need to see blood and guts on our ###$ buddy/girlfriend. And she made it easy, too. She liked it rough, and she was the first person all of us trusted enough to tell we had DID. Sexually, we liked to growl at her and be called animals. We still do, only now we own a trench coat and get thrown out of the mall.(I'm kidding, mods...)

The more we got her off, the more relaxed and focused we were. Just having sex made us good to go for 2 days. Nic's grades were extremely high because he wasn't constantly having flashbacks of Mr. Dwyer dead on the ground, blood pouring from his mouth or seeing the face of the Black Dahlia torn open nightly. Insomnia stopped. Everything got better. Then, suddenly, around May 26th, 2011, just 3 days after graduating from High School with a GPA high enough for BSU (3.2 min, we had 3.4 GPA), that ######6 whore texts us "I don't wanna have sex with you anymore. Sorry". Turns out she was sleeping with 4 guys at once: Me, "Dusty" (Her boyfriend), and two other idiots,...

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So... apparently this is a thing...

Oscar-Winning Comedian/Badass Stephen Wright has a $#%^ load of one liners. One of them (A joke, by the way), is "If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?".

Now, thats a pretty ######6 funny joke. And I'll cover more jokes later. But out of boredom, I decided to Google the exact joke to see if there was an answer. And guess what. Theres a ######6 answer.

Answers.com had the joke listed under "Jokes & Riddles". And the answers all involved the law. They took a joke seriously. So, and I say it again... apparently this has happened sometime in the past to make this a real thing.

Here are some of the answers we read:
-No because they are "personalities" they are treated like royalty. If someone with multiple everyday riffraff threatens to kill himself, call in the S.W.A.T. team, 13 helicopters flying overhead...but someone with multiple personalities and suddenly you've got doctors and family standing next to benign police officers all pleading with the "personalities" to put the weapon down and come outside so they can be "helped".
-Yes, because for example the body has 5 people sharing it, like Eric, Adam, Sam, Nick and George, so Eric is the one that wants to kill himself, but then the other four are against it and when it happens to be Eric's time to be in control of the body, and he threatens to kill himself, the other guys wouldn't like it so much and would be hold against their will.[...]
-No, but the person is obviously insane and I feel sorry for them.
-Yes, because they are not 'personalities', they are 'people', who are self-aware. If they are not self-aware, and really were just fragments, you might not have a hostage situation since it would all be in the mind of one person. But in multiple systems, where many diverse, self-aware people share one body, then any action taken by one that could seriously harm the body or the welfare of the group is a serious matter, in addition to it being quite tragic for the person involved. If Sall threatens to blow herself up, and doing so will also kill Jane and Tom who cannot get away, it is a hostage situation. Everyone within a multiple system has a conciousness [sic] [...]

Keep in mind, this is just one page. There were 3 other pages on Answers.com alone:
-yes yes it is [sic]
-It is. If someone without multiple personalities tries to kill his/herself, in the books, it's a hostage situation.[...]
-it would be suicide as he's threatening to kill himself, not anyone else or another personality. however he would be innocent in a court of law due to mental illness. [...]

Now, we have considered suicide in the past, and I have cut myself in times of pain. But other people have REALLY thought this out. Like, seriously looked into it. "In the books, it's a hostage situation"?! WHAT BOOKS?! ARE YOU DISCUSSING THE LAW?! A POLICEMAN'S TRAINING MANUEL?? AND IF SO, WHAT ######6 PAGE COVERS THIS SCENARIO?? IS THERE SOME ######6 INDEX IN THE BACK WHERE YOU CAN LOOK THIS $#%^ UP?? "OH, MULTIPLE PERSONALITY SUICIDE HOSTAGE CRISIS, PAGE 77! GEE, WHERE WOULD WE BE WITHOUT THE ######6 INDEX?!"

Here are other Stephen Wright jokes that people have actually looked for answers to:
-Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
-Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
-If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
-How come abbreviated is such a long word?
-Whats the speed of dark?
-If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
-How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

AND GUESS WHAT?! THERE IS ALWAYS SOME ASSHOLE TRYING TO BE SERIOUS, AND ANSWER A ######6 JOKE QUESTION! YOU DON'T ASK WHAT YOU SHIP STYROFOAM IN, YOU JUST SEND IT TO FED EX AND LET THE ASSHOLES FIGURE IT OUT!!! THAT ######6 SIMPLE! DON'T BE ALL
"1. i don't send people styrofoam, and am almost positive neither does anyone...

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