Recycled Wives Centre Plan Rejected......

Stroud District Councillors have rejected a controversial new concept in recycling planned by post-modernist feminist consultancy group The Little Sisters of Confusion, after strong opposition from local male supremacists assisted by vocal misogeny activist Reg Zapp of the Stroud Battered Men's Refuge.

Former international playboy Zapp (93) told Bitch reporters: "With the proposed centre being located so close to the Battered Men's Refuge.....this is total and absolute madness". Bearing the scars of 14 unavoidable marriages, innumerable sordid affairs, and countless cases of mistaken identity and wrongful financial persecution, a frail Zapp continued: "This will only encourage women to express their sexual frustrations and violence against men in an uncontrolled frenzy of repressed female aggression and manipulative emotional mind control." A weeping, and obviously emotionally moved Zapp further explained his nightmare vision of a town "swarming with menopausal slappers and preditory ladies of uncertain vintage, hunting down defenseless, sensitive and solvent males with DIY, babysitting, and gardening skills, who have absolutely no interest in football".

Supporters of Reg Zapp's " Misogeny Makes Sense" Campaign, can hear him live at the Pigs Can Fly Charity Concert at Cerne Abbas, supported by The Free Willy Band, and visionary rap artiste Tungsten Ted.

Tickets from: The Liberated Man Centre, and the charity shops: Sperm Donor, and Simple Chap.