Fun: You know you're DID when..

debetoile wrote:When the days go Monday morning, wednesday, thursday afternoon, sunday

ROTFL - so true! we should have our own calendar

XommZ wrote:when you only suck at games half the time and the other half someone else is playing for you... (haven't actually been diagnosed yet but oh well)

Yes, so true! Sometimes I'll be winning game tournaments, then suck at the game other times. Kinda annoying though sometimes, since people then think I'm hustling them when really it's just different parts being there. =/

when you forget to do your homework until the last minute, look in your bag, "...aaaaand it's finished."

When your mom is having a yardsale, and she calls you up to ask for how she should price the childhood stuff you gave her to get rid of months ago, and you find yourself saying, "Wait, my barbie doll? I thought I'd lost that, don't sell it!", when you are 21 and didn't even know you ever owned a barbie doll.

*trigger warning*

... when you lie in bed scared out of your mind that you won't wake up in the morning because someone else takes over and commits suicide, killing the body.
I seriously don't know how to deal with that fear. I can't even be in control of my own death??? It's so scary! I want to live!

... when, on another forum that has a chatroom, they talk about people who pretend to be someone else, and about a girl that went on the chatroom and told everyone she was going to kill herself, and how annoying that was, and all you can think is, "Oh my god, I hope they weren't talking about one of us!" :S

... when you're trying to lose weight and you could swear someone's getting up in the middle of the night to binge, without you knowing it xD

when you can say "damn you boba fett (none of my alters are actually called boba fett, but then i haven't met them yet), why didn't you write our homework down!" when you get a detention...

when the teacher says something three times at your face and you don't hear...

when you're 15 and you read c as k...

when you put your iphone under your pillow and wake up 3 seconds later with your iphone plugged into the speakers, playing the sound of rain. "holy crud, that was a dream?"...

When you have said no to having chocolate biscuits for the 4th time, then find one half eaten in your hand

When ppl (inside) keep making you laugh throughout the day, and you suddenly find yourself laughing but seemed to have missed the joke....again

when you can play pool with yourself without feeling like a loner...

when you half finish everything...

..you can declare yourself in your own police state.

..you can tell your "fiance" that if he touches you, you'll kindly break his fingers.

..you can literally take a mental step back to assess situations.

..your medication works for you one minute, and the next you need to take twice the dose.

..you can give yourself makeup tips.

..you try your hardest, for over an hour, to apply makeup so you (a white person) appear as Asian. And succeed, I might add.

..you have to color your hair two different colors because you have had a shouting match with yourself over which one to pick.

when you forget to do your homework until the last minute, look in your bag, "...aaaaand it's finished."

When you assume you did your homework, pull it out at the last minute, and realize "wait, I stopped at the first section!"

Whoops.
Or you think you didn't have homework and arrive at school only to find out that you did, in fact, have a difficult assignment. You then assume you didn't get the assignment, only to find the prompt filed neatly away in your bag with important information highlighted...