What do you look like?

Xena wrote:Yeah, Gloves threatened to cram a hook through my pussy, and I told him to meet me somewhere and try it bc I would thoroughly enjoy smashing his skull in with my crowbar.

You people all took his side.

Now Obsi wants us to repeat that a fourth time

Couldn't be harmful, you still haven't understood what happened or our explanations.

^ lololol @ jomp

Obsi, I get it. You're an asshole and wooster's drunk again.

And on that note, I gotta go. Some friends of Obsi's skanky friend are lighting up my skype box like a motherfuking Xmas tree

Do let us know if you survive that bout of chlamydia, Obsi

Seriously, Xena. It must be great to be so clueless.

You know all of them better than I, more like your friends.

I celebrated getting rid of chlamydia last Friday and Saturday, that's why I'm sick now.

Xena wrote:Do let us know if you survive that bout of chlamydia, Obsi

Nice one Obsi...you could have told me beforehand.

justonemoreperson wrote:

Xena wrote:Do let us know if you survive that bout of chlamydia, Obsi

Nice one Obsi...you could have told me beforehand.

Hey, I took antibiotics for a week, it's cool now.

justonemoreperson wrote:At least no one went over the top and tried to post a picture of a hand with a finger sticking up.

crystal_richardson_ wrote:

justonemoreperson wrote:At least no one went over the top and tried to post a picture of a hand with a finger sticking up.

You numba one! (said with bad asian accent)

A brilliant user once said..."If you look at the minuses in life through a risen middle finger, they will look like pluses."

Xena wrote:Obsi, I get it. You're an asshole and wooster's drunk again.

LOL no. It's very seldom that i ever get drunk, wish i could afford it more often.

Xena wrote:Yeah, Gloves threatened to cram a hook through my pussy, and I told him to meet me somewhere and try it bc I would thoroughly enjoy smashing his skull in with my crowbar.

You people all took his side.

Now Obsi wants us to repeat that a fourth time

To sort it out once and for good, nobody threatened to cram a hook through your pussy. The exchange went like this:

Gloves wrote:

Xena wrote:I carry my money in my panties. If I really don't feel safe, I'll bag it and hoop it so anybody who wants it will have to go fishing.

I'll bring my hook.

1. You stated you'll stuff cash up your genitalia, so whoever wants that cash will have to fish it out.
(Now, i can't think of anyone who'd interpret your statement as anything but a joke, as people normally don't cram cash & other random objects up their holes (except the mules, nymphos & some lonely souls of course.)

2. Gloves replied "I'll bring my hook" in likewise jokey manner, implying he'd want the cash (regardless wherever it comes from).

See? There was no threat (not even an implied one). You served up a joke, he applied an obligatory punchline to it within context. (See 'rules of engagement' & all that.)
Even if you want to interpret his reply as an implied threat, his "I'll bring my hook" remark pertains to the cash only, and not to your pussy.
In fact the whole exchange appears as if you were fishing for offence with your initial 'hooping' statement. Gloves bit on the bait with his hook remark, so it's kinda hilarious how it all lines up in a fishing theme, on more than one level. Guess that's why i still remembered that incident after half a year.

Again, no offence Xena. I'm impartial on an almost OCD level. (when it comes to people i mean..)