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Re: What do you look like?

Postby justonemoreperson » Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:17 pm

Hey Xena, maybe you and LittleArcher should go at it...sword versus bow.
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Re: What do you look like?

Postby Xena » Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:17 pm

MrO: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm not touching that one...

-- Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:20 pm --

LA's a little too much of a feeler, even for me. And I don't do girls who look like chipmunks unless they're over 35. Young& petite women make me feel like a pedo.

-- Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:22 pm --

:oops: I assume too much. :lol:

Do what with a sword and a bow?
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Re: What do you look like?

Postby Eight » Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:47 pm

justonemoreperson wrote:Hey Xena, maybe you and LittleArcher should go at it...sword versus bow.


That would be a sight.

An amazon woman, with toned muscular body and a mighty sword, posed ready to spring into action…
A diminutive woman, slight and petite and lithe at her young age, slowly taking out her arrow and stringing her bow….
The amazon woman yells her warrior cry and leaps forward, sword above her head, when, with just a whisper…

Puts me in mind of David and Goliath.
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Re: What do you look like?

Postby 9ine » Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:58 pm

Eight wrote:An amazon woman, with toned muscular body ... A diminutive woman, slight and petite and lithe at her young age

I'll provide the baby oil.
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Re: What do you look like?

Postby wahoo » Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:17 pm

9ine wrote:
Eight wrote:An amazon woman, with toned muscular body ... A diminutive woman, slight and petite and lithe at her young age

I'll provide the baby oil.


I was thinking...a kiddie pool full of jello, but baby oil works too.
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Re: What do you look like?

Postby Xena » Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:20 pm

I wish I looked like Xena. :lol:

More like Nigella Lawson, but with small boobs, dressed like a teenage boy. And I can't do backflips. My fighting style is probably closer to Mallory Knox. I'll use just about anything as a weapon when I have to. Not pretty. The scene would be more like something out of Winter's Bone. :oops:

I'm even less enthusiastic about fighting small women than I am about fuking them.

I do love taking beer bottles to men's heads, tho :twisted:
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Re: What do you look like?

Postby Xena » Tue Dec 17, 2013 6:15 pm

Blah. I'm giving away my age again. There's more than one Mallory Knox out there in youtube land now.

I meant this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnMWoEpUpqA
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Re: What do you look like?

Postby wooster » Tue Dec 17, 2013 6:35 pm

Xena wrote: I'll use just about anything as a weapon when I have to.
Those occasions may be a lot fewer than your imagination fancies them to be. (j/s. Remember that hook fiasco? :wink: )
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Re: What do you look like?

Postby Xena » Tue Dec 17, 2013 7:11 pm

Wooster, stop now.

Let it go, or take it up over PM, please.
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Re: What do you look like?

Postby Obsidian » Tue Dec 17, 2013 7:18 pm

wooster wrote:
Xena wrote: I'll use just about anything as a weapon when I have to.
Those occasions may be a lot fewer than your imagination fancies them to be. (j/s. Remember that hook fiasco? :wink: )


Hook fiasco?
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