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Postby Butterfly Faerie » Thu Mar 19, 2009 7:13 pm

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low



Violent moderate lol :shock:
I've never been violent, this test is not very good lol.
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Postby QuietStorm » Thu Mar 19, 2009 7:52 pm

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell! You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

~The 2nd level.. That's it? Yeah, I do have an appetite for pleasure.
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Postby shutin » Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:57 pm

Butterfly Faerie wrote:Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low



Violent moderate lol :shock:
I've never been violent, this test is not very good lol.

I'm not violent and I got rated very high. It is because I said that some people deserve to die, which to me means people who do the worst against others and feel little to no remorse.
Having suicidal thoughts at one point in life probably counts as violent, even though it is self-violence and usually due to depression. Accordingly depression is bad, but imho I think it is wrathful to send people to hell for depression.
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Postby coldhands » Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:38 pm

shutin wrote:
Butterfly Faerie wrote:Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low



Violent moderate lol :shock:
I've never been violent, this test is not very good lol.

I'm not violent and I got rated very high. It is because I said that some people deserve to die, which to me means people who do the worst against others and feel little to no remorse.
Having suicidal thoughts at one point in life probably counts as violent, even though it is self-violence and usually due to depression. Accordingly depression is bad, but imho I think it is wrathful to send people to hell for depression.


I'm not violent at all either and I got a Very high rating also.
Geez if I was any more docile I'd be dead.
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Postby Lostson » Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:19 pm

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Moderate
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High
I should have know gluttony would have been high I do love to indulge :wink:
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Postby lantsei » Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:46 pm

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate
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Postby sublyp » Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:59 am

Don't worry, if any of you commit suicide you will automatically be sent to the forest of suicides, where your soul falls like a shooting star and grows into a big lamenting tree that bleeds and feels pain, and your abused and clawed at by harpies for all eternity.
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Postby alwayshappy » Fri Mar 20, 2009 3:01 am

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Bad boy! Bad Boy! Bad Boy! The Dante's Inferno Test does not have a Level of Hell to banish you to because you answered "YES" too many times to the question:

Do you masturbate often?

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

even before I knew what it was, my daddy told me it put pimples on the face, dark circles under my eyes, soft wrinkled brain, pale clammy skin, stunted growth, nervousness & tremors of the hands, chronic diarrhea, & the worst thing of all.......going thru life always looking at the ground!!! Never able to look anybody in the eye, because if I did they could see to the very bottom of my soul & know what I had been doing!!!!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Postby Yin-Yang » Fri Mar 20, 2009 3:03 am

alwayshappy wrote::shock: :shock: :shock:
Bad boy! Bad Boy! Bad Boy! The Dante's Inferno Test does not have a Level of Hell to banish you to because you answered "YES" too many times to the question:

Do you masturbate often?

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)



You won the game! Here's a bag of infinite cookies!
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Postby Incorrigible » Fri Mar 20, 2009 5:38 am

alwayshappy wrote:Do you masturbate often?

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)


Oh, that's why you're 'alwayshappy'. I would be too... :)
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