Dante's Test

I found this link while browsing another forum. It is a test based on Dante's 9 circles of hell.

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished me to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how I matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

The first circle is the best, you get to hang out with all the great atheist artist, philosophers, and thinkers, in a foggy dreamworld, it's just REALLY boring.

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Moderate
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

Meh.

OMG, I went through that whole fricken test and it gives me this. And yes, I did it in under 10 minutes.


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zomg I made it to the 5th level. Yay me.

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

Asuka wrote:Great quiz!

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!
Seventh Level of Hell


Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

Well that confirms it. This test is broken. Asuka should be in the part of hell where #######1 and other sexual deviants are sent, which I believe is Level 2.

Your a homosexual right? Or transvestite. Whatever it is you guys call yourselves these days. They belong in the 2nd level of hell, for they have committed the crime of lust for those of the same sex.

Asuka wrote:

MrBuddy wrote:Your a homosexual right? Or transvestite. Whatever it is you guys call yourselves these days. They belong in the 2nd level of hell, for they have committed the crime of lust for those of the same sex.

Sigh...I'm a transexual not a transvestite.A transvestite crossdresses for sexual gratification.

Basically;

Transexual=predicated by gender dysphoria(Nothing to do with sexuality at all.)

Transvesitism=predicated by sexual gratification.

I'm bi-sexual actually.What's wrong with that?

bi-sexual people are still homoseuxals because they have sex with men. And your a man. You have a penis and you lack the organs necessary to make a baby. No amount of surgery is going to fix that. Even with a vagina your still just a man with a vag.

But I couldn't care either way. I was just pointing it out. I don't believe in a God anyway. Imaginary friends are for little kids.

Seventh Level of Hell
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.


Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous Very Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Moderate
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

I was about to post and then it was locked; Very annoying.

Anyway, I got Limbo. YAY! Don't worry, I'll cheer things up around there.