by Philo » Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:23 pm
Hehe, how was the tea? were you 6 yrs old?
When I was 10 I wanted to light up a cigarette, but didn't know you have to breathe in at the same time, so I kept wasting matches which wouldn't light up the cigarette. Finally my grandmother caught me, and berated me. She said she wouldn't tell my parents if I didn't do it again. Later during the day I was down in the basement trying to put a lit match into a bottle emptied of flammable material. The bottle exploded a gust of hot air that burned my eyelashes, which freaked me out. Back in the house my mother saw the burned lashes and started asking me questions. Meanwhile, my grandmother was walking by and she said "By the way, I caught him smoking earlier in the day". I was in a lot of $#%^.