Fun: You know you're DID when..

when your on the phone with custer mer service and you given a list of options and you have to hit please repeat the choices several times cause not everyone is listening.

You know you're DID when...

You enter the shop as a competant adult determined to follow your list and make only practical purchases, and then get home and realise you've spent the week's grocery money on pinwheels, Barbie dolls, Lip Smackers, candies and plushie animals because your child alters took over.

When your friend sends you 3 or 4 cards for the same event, each for a different You

When your SO gets used to giving you sexy lingerie and Legos in the same package.

When friends call and think they mis-dialed because they don't recognise the voice on the other line. And when complete strangers call and insist they actually are your friends!

When the person on the other line asks if your mommy is home since the child alts got the phone first.

When a friend tells you you simultaneously raved about your new fad diet plan while eating a pint of Haagen-Daaz in front of them.

When you come here and instantly forget what you wanted to type.

When you read the first page and suddenly are on the last page

When you attempt to go to bed but end up staying al night.
When you want to go to bed but everything has been taken care of already without you doing but no-one is in the room

When you ask someone the same question twice because someone else was out the first time, got bored and switched you back to the front.

Didn't see it yet.... (Sorry if it's a repeat)

But when our fiancee gets mad because she wants us to choose a place to eat, but we give her a list and are too busy fighting in our head to pick one.

When I have to switch between internal and external we or us... As if the conversation wasn't confusing enough as it is. Even better when our fiancee can keep up!

And I love the whole grocery problem. Still don't know who put hummus on the list. 3 of those tubs is too much for us.

And when I have to wear headphones to vacuum because our fox hates the sound of a vacuum.

This says it all for me. Just found it. Had no clue.

therapy/topic146764.html

You know you're DID when you have to explain to your best friend/crush, who is the only person you told about your DID, that 'we have more errands to do' does not mean we as in me and the alters, but we as in me and my dad. Happened yesterday to me and I found it hilarious.

-A

When lunch time is pretty much the following.

Sarah like ketchup, Lily likes honey mustard, melody misses microwaved tortellini(we have tortellini in the freezer), Tina likes fish sticks and mixing honey mustard and ketchup, Sarah thinks that's a grand idea and eats with her fingers. All the while Nicole watches to make sure we all don't make a mess. Oh, and apparently Sophia though only 16 is the only one responsible enough to use the microwave.

And that's before the chaos hits

When you're talking and you have to stop because you're stuttering since multiple people want to speak and you have to figure out how to start or finish the sentence.

Violarules wrote:When you're talking and you have to stop because you're stuttering since multiple people want to speak and you have to figure out how to start or finish the sentence.

Oh my goddess ! We do that constantly! I swear I should know how to talk some times!

-Lilly-