Readers of this blog will be aware that I flew home earlier in the week.

Well, when I got my boarding pass I selected the window seat at the very rear of the aircraft as shown on the airline's website - seat 30A

Alas the aircraft assigned to the flight had only 29 rows.

Giving me two options. Either stand for the 135 minute flight, or occupy the toilet - which has neither window or seatbelt.

the former option is probably not good for someone who's had the surgery I've just had. The latter just seems to lack- generally!

The entire getting home took almost 9 hours. And when I got home I found that my abode contained only a can of baked beans, beetroot and pineapple.

Believe it or not it was not until I switched on the fridge 12 hours later that I found a half flagon of white wine......... Still looking for the Ozuo