Dear editor,

The bad news

I was/ am disappointed that you did not print the article I offered you.

It was not until I saw your feature article that I understood why you would not publish an article on transgender suicide.

Should a male to female decide they need an unwind ale or two, your inch high headline "Real men wear frocks" is going to have some distinctly interesting effects.

The good news

I can now, honestly and accurately, hold you Mr. A____ S______, editor of ______ (my local gay publication), personally and publicially, responsible for any transgender suicide attempt.

Furiously yours

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