Hello there. How are you feeling? Good? The wife? Kids? Ah, thats good.

Listen, I'm here for support when I'm down. I'm also here because I can't afford a therapist, nor would I want one when there is this wonderful forum. You guys have been more helpful than any therapist could have possibly been.

So, and please take this gently, STOP ######6 ASKING IN THE FORUMS IF "YOU HAVE A T".

That goes for every post. "I'm sorry your suffering. Do you have a T?" No. I ######6 don't. Thats why I'm here. Sure, its nice to know I'm not the only ######6 guy who has DID (Technically thats Nic, but were Co-conscious, so ###$ it), so the community aspect is very comforting at times, and I thank you for that. When Zack had his AIDS scare in 2011, this forum was invaluable.

But if I ever ask a question, and whenever I or one of us does, its extremly personal, I want the answer to be a straightforward, honest answer. NOT ASKING IF I HAVE A ######6 THERAPIST. IDONOTHAVEAF*****GTHERAPISTYOUF*****G*****F**K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's why, if you still don't get it. Consider this the

tl;dr:

I can't afford a therapist, and, moreover, this forum is more valuable because I can use it and get answers almost instantly, either through search or asking in a new thread. So stop ######6 asking if I have a therapist, thats what your for, #*$%. I love you.

-C.Nic

In response to the forum thread "How many Triggers", where a therapist has asked someone to write down every trigger they can, I thought about it and realized something: our triggers are mostly words.

Hell, Nic was calling them "Trigger Words" before he even knew we existed! People said this or that and he would twitch like ######6 crazy. I remember someone said a massive trigger word in our 10th grade English class. Nic was scribbling all over the paper to draw attention away from that one word, because it was on a handout that the whole class received. But he ended up drawing a massive amount of attention to the one specific word, and when this guy Gerron said it, he ######6 had a seizure standing up then calmed down. Lasted 2 whole seconds, but, ###$, was that an attention grabber.

But just the phrase "How Many Triggers" leads me to believe that it would make a fantastic game show. Or a very entertaining SNL sketch. Think about it:

"Hello, and welcome to How Many Triggers, the show where we take people with severe mental illnesses and exploit them for our own gain. The number of triggers monitored by the end of our three rounds wins $50,000!"

... Holy $#%^, that's ######6 brilliant. And well make them traverse an obstacle course, of BANANAS HANGING FROM THE CEILING, BECAUSE DICKS. AND AS THEY ARE FORCED TO STUMBLE THROUGH THE MAZE OF BANANAS, SOMEONE SHOUTS THINGS LIKE "MONKEY RAPE" OR "DILDO HUNTER" OFFSTAGE. AND THE MORE THEY TWITCH, THE MORE CHANCES THEY HAVE OF WINNING!!!!!!!!

I am selling that $#%^ to the CW. If they are desperate enough to make Extreme Musical Chairs (which is a real show, called "Oh Sit!"), they will buy this show.

Jesus... Just think of the bonus round...

-C.Nic

We've been offered a job in Boston, and have accepted it. Assuming there are no delays, were moving across the country to the OxyCotin Capitol of the US! Oh, and Harvard.

Our new boss has confirmed everything, so there really is nothing else to say. The ad agency is starting to get going in Boise, so if we can get that done in Boise and set up a chapter in Boston on our spare time, who knows what we could accomplish?

Were scheduled to be there for a year. Our spare time activities so far include:
-Doing stand up again
-Annoying liberals and ultra conservative dumbasses at Harvard
-Making the agency work on the east coast
-Discover a new breed of pistachio

And so on. More as this develops, film at 11, goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow, no matter what your news let it be good news, and that's the way it is.

-C.Nic & NicS

(P.S. If my boss is reading this, first off, how the hell did you figure out my code, and secondly I'm really looking forward to working for you.)

Just a test. Apparently when there is a cuss word in the title, I get move views. Not that I'm a view whore, just thought it was an interesting phenomenon I wanted to check out.

-C.Nic

I had sex today... for 19 minutes. And I couldn't stay hard. HELP.

Also, NBC has a show about DID coming out next year called "Do No Harm". It is probably 100% inaccurate about the disorder. Oh, goody, can't wait to see how they ###$ that up.

-C.Nic