I have been having weird bouts of hypochondria. I think I have cancer. I might have a tumor. I have pain in my shoulder, and I have no idea why.

Anybody have a clue as to why I keep thinking I might be dying? I can't afford a doctor, and, as it turns out, you can't just go to Canada and get a checkup willy-nilly. Anything helps!

Thanks!

-NicS

There is (supposedly) a ######6 war going on. My brother is in Afghanistan right ######6 now. And guess what? There is more $#%^ going on domestically than there is over there! 30 people die in Chicago every ######6 week because of gun violence and "Revenge" #######4. The CDC's own website says 100 people die a day from prescription drug overdoses, and that the number has ######6 tripled over previous years. More people die here than over there. So what the ###$ is going on?

(http://www.cdc.gov/homeandrecreationalsafety/rxbrief/)

I think God is ######6 with us. I really do. When you ###$ up in the Bible, God kicked your ass. Maybe he's just doing it in slow motion. Taking his time. Or her time. Who am I to say? God's God. Look, the point here is that maybe God is using new tools to take us down or send us messages. I haven't gone insane, people, I'm not standing on a street corner preaching Leviticus to you, I'm just saying that it feels like wrath to me. Its all gun related. Shooting in a theater, shooting in a temple, shooting in Pakistan, shooting in Chicago, and then shooting up some Oxy's, cause that's what the chicks dig.

On a side note (semi-related to this), I saw a headline that said "Aurora Theater Shooter showed No Signs of Violent Tendencies". Yeah. We've been ######6 hiding that $#%^ for the better part of 2 decades now. Eric Harris, one of the two Columbine shooters, said in his video journals that when he was arrested for stealing computers and $#%^ alongside Dylan Kleboid, he would just tell cops, parents, store owners, guidance councilors and whoever else what the ###$ they wanted to hear. "I'M REFORMED!!! HALLELUJAH!!!". You look emotional, you "try not to cry", you look like a changed man, and then you go back to what the ###$ you were doing, because your not being ######6 distracted anymore by these dipshit morons who try to do nothing more than to make you "One of them".

By the way, I'm not saying you shouldn't be yourself, but don't try so hard to be yourself. What I mean is don't go all "I'm an individual! I wear yellow and like Bob Marley! Rasta's 4 life!!!!!!!!!!". Because those #####& are just annoying. Not actual Rastafarian's, I mean the posers and the wannabe's. Actually, posers and wannabe's in any clique are just annoying. So don't be ######6 annoying, basically.

We live in a world where you can't say anything offensive, or you'll get shit-canned. Just don't have an additude problem, and you'll be fine. Blend in. Be the funny guy! Its easy to do, just be funny! Just don't let anyone know you have homicidal tendencies, and you'll be fine.

Act normal, don't be an individual. Avoid. Detection. Completely.

-C.Nic

>>NEXT TIME: NicS doesn't heed my advice as he films his upcoming DES test to prove his DID diagnosis. Maybe we'll post a link? YouTube dat shiznits?... the ###$ does that even mean... GOODBYE.

(Note: Quick, sorta meaningless post. Just an FYI. -C.Nic)

So... Holmsies. Can't say I'm surprised. Even Ted Bundy got married in jail.

For those not in the know (and don't be ashamed, I'd say a good 95% of you have no idea what I'm talking about, so let me explain), "Holmsies" are fans of James Holmes, the shooter at the theater in Aurora, CO 2 weeks or so back.

The Holmsies drink 7-11 Slurpies, cause one video of Holmes when he was 18 showed he liked them... and that's all I really remember.Look, the point isn't that they follow everything he's done and detail every picture and fawn over him like he's some kind of magic ######6 pixie, its that this class o' moron just exists.

(And if BBCode was enabled, I would have italicized the word "Exists". Get on it, mods. Until then, just pretend there is emphasis on the word "Exists". Okay?!)

Like I said before, Ted Bundy got fan mail and married a girl in jail. So did Richard Ramierz. He actually married someone while on death row. It basically becomes a "You name em, they got fan mail/married/seduced by multiple people, etc."

Why? Because so-called "Regular" folk like instability. Were fun. And having an unstable person around creates drama, and more fun down the line. Who could possibly be more unstable than a serial killer, you ask? One that is on suicide watch and supposedly attacking other prisoners, that's who. Enter "Holmsies", or fans of James Holmes, mass shooter extraordinaire.

But, in the end, Holmsies, if I could just say one thing to you specifically, its to keep pretending to like Holmes, cause I know he's just supposed to be a good lay in the end for you. Y'know, cause the crazy ones are always the best in bed.

-C.Nic

>>NEXT TIME: Sight and Sound came out with their new poll. So I'm excited for that, man.

My views have exploded in the last 2 months. 6K views average on the last few posts.

My last post was a good 2 months ago, about how my mind works. Then, there was a shooting in Toronto, at a mall. Then the one in Colorado... no, not Columbine. The Cinema16 one.

Now, I watched a good 5 hours of #######4 between 3 channels: The Today Show's coverage in the morning, some CBS report with VERY dramatic music around 5 PM-ish, and ABC's 20/20 and Nightline reports at night.

It didn't really "open my eyes", but it did show me how #######5 our breaking news reporting is. They looped the same footage and showed the same mugshot, reported the same facts and tortured the same victims still in shock.

Seriously, did you watch Diane Sawyer tear that poor mother apart? Her ######6 daughter just got killed, and you say "I'm gonna read you some things she wrote last week". That poor mother was just... sobbing. Why couldn't Sawyer just shut the ###$ up? Had to squeeze all she could. All the drama had to be taken out.

What a @@@@@@@. You ever thought the facts could work just as well as the manipulation? This is supposed to be ######6 news, not Days of our Lives or General Hospital. Tell us what you know... once. Then shut up. ######6 @@@@@@@.
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Speaking of @@@@@@@, here is what happened with Kelsey: She was sleeping with, according to about 12 sources, 4-24 men and women. I was one of them. I have no word on STD's, but I do know she is bi-sexual... oh boy, do we know. One guy took pictures, had a camera set to take stills every 5 seconds. There was a good 900 stills, which, doing basic math, means she had sex for 75 minutes.

Her MO tends to be find a weaker person, connect with them and sleep with them, then break it off with that person and move on. Its a control grab that has never failed her.

But now, with all of this great evidence I have, I don't know exactly what I should do with her. All I know is that I am going to have a LOT of fun if she ever decides to come back. With her record, its not gonna happen anytime soon, but it did happen. Rare occasions, sure, but it does happen. And I have a feeling she has found this blog somehow, so if she is, I know where you live, and you know where I live. If either of us makes a move on the other, I will show your parents the evidence. All 900+ images of it. (Hint: Your not with your current boyfriend, and the time and date stamp says this was recent.)

And speaking of threats, I am going to be posting more soon! So sorry kids!

-C.Nic

The Kelsey investigation is still going on, but I wanted to pause for a moment (We DO NOT WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE. DON'T ASSUME I WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE, YOU IDIOTS. WE DON'T EVEN OWN A GUN, LET ALONE A DECENT WEAPON) and reflect on our plans to commit a spree shooting. We don't want to now, but we want to show you why we wanted to.

We hated people. Well, I hated people. Most people. Hell, I still do. ###$ people. They're ######6 stupid.

And, as true as that is, if you keep thinking that, murder becomes a rational solution. We never got to the special crazy people hit where they see the Holocaust as this amazing event to be revered by anyone, or even to the point that we understand why Hitler did what he did. We (Okay, me) got to the point where, from 6th grade onward, we measured doorways, hallways, timed ourselves entering and going up staircases, going around corners, etc. in preparation for when we wanted to commit a school shooting. I wanted everything to be perfect when we finally did do it. (We never did)

I stopped doing that in the 11th grade, and even then, all I really did was have a massive panic attack in front of my P.E. class on April 20th (Columbine Massacre). The real reason I wanted to kill so many people was I wanted to go down in history as the guy who killed more people than the Columbine killers. Then Cho killed all those people at Virginia Tech, and it seemed like a wash.

So, every once in a while, I say in my head (And the other guys hear it, by the way, they don't care anymore cause they know I'm not ever going to do this) "2 guys on the left, one girl on the right, security guard up ahead, around the corner, 2 more", and just keep this going, so that if I wanted to start shooting people I could... even though I couldn't, cause, AGAIN, I DO NOT OWN A GUN AND DO NOT PLAN TO IN THE IMMEDIATE FUTURE.

I have just always wanted to get that off my chest. Maybe I'll talk about why later. Until then, Nic is finishing his investigation, and, frankly, I'm more interested in what he's finding than talking about my feelings. But, since this Seattle shooting happened, and, before this, those 4 kids were killed a few months back in the school cafeteria, I have just been meaning to let people know.

This is just my thing, the other guys just accept it as "My weird thing". We all have one. Zack's obsession with Helvetica, David's Boston accent, Nic's stupid hair, etc.

-C.Nic
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>>NEXT TIME: Kelsey investigation finale. Nic was bored and found some decent answers. So I'll be happy I will have answers, and you'll be happy its over.