Hello to all you crickets brave enough to venture into Koshka's bloggie world!

Today I shan't launch into a tyrade of all that is wrong in the world of Koshka. (Oh, yes, I hear the collective gasp from the audience already!)

Today I'm just going to share levity. I am giving you all helium tanks.
Crap...... fresh out of tanks.

Ok, let's move to plan B.

Just wanted to share that today Cracked and I had a back-and-forth PM session about some British English vs American English definitions (terms shall remain secret, but safely assume the translations were hilarious). I laughed so hard that tears were streaming down my face. I laughed so hard that I literally sat here in front of the computer laughing outloud, unable to stop, for like 10 minutes.

LAUGHING FELT SO SO GOOD!!!! It was, as though, for those 10 minutes of gasping for air, I forgot my cares and just, well, continued to gasp for air (loss of oxygen does, indeed, make you forget what you were ruminating about.)

Seriously, though.... Cracked... THANK YOU!!!! You reminded me that I CAN still laugh like that. Haven't laughed that hard in over a month and I NEEDED that.

I actually thought about restraining my warped sense of humor in my postings and on my bloggie blog because some people do find my humor a bit too warped to "get" or find it annoying, or think it's cheezy. But, you know what? Who cares. I'm going to be me, because those that don't "get" me will either not read my posts or just move on to another post. I'm going to be me here... because it might make someone crack a smile when they need to.

So watch out... when I'm feeling good, the chronic smartassedry is uncontrollable.

I hope everyone finds something to smile about today. And if not, just know that even though you might not be able to muster it today, it's like riding a bike... you just never forget how and tomorrow could be the day that someone makes you smile... unexpectedly and out of the blue

Hugs to you all.
Koshka