3600 words, which isn't a lot, but they had to be "well thought out" words... a distinct difference than my idle prattle on here

So my brain is poo.
I did manage an hour or two of lounge-lizardry...had to get my burn on (I'm ridiculously nordic... light features, but I am obsessed with trying to de-albinify myself... can anyone say SHARPAY BY 50?!) My thinking is that if I slather myself from head to toe in Oil of Olay at night I can somehow not end up looking like a 100 year old american native by 50... is that bad?
Ate more ribs (yes, more left overs) and corn on the cob for dinner. No sauce on the walls. Tonight, it seems, the preferred method of splattery was to wear the sauce... all over my shorts. Thank god I'm not in public... eating ribs (and other messy vittles) is akin to a tasmanian devil in a paint shop... no man needs to see me face first in a plate of ribs, covered in sauce up to my ear lobes. Then again, maybe this is why I am still single... hmm... one to consider. Screw that! Man vs Food.... freakin food wins... there are things with batteries to replace men, and they don't bitch at me either.
So tonight I think my couch and I have a date. It is calling my name. Time to watch the LCD and let my brain ooze out of my ears for a few hours.
The dog farm is calm atm. Someone (don't know which one) ripped stuffing out of a doggie bed pad. Apparently 2 baskets of toys and chewie bones is not enough to keep one entertained. When I said "Ok, buffoons... who pulled this stuffing out?!" the three indians sat there looking at me blankly. Yeah, go figger. Toys are strewn ALL OVER right now. This is our little game... I pick up the toys and chewies and put them in their proper baskets and within 30 minutes 50 of them appear all over the room. I swear... I am not kidding. I clean up, go to the computer and work on school stuff and the next time I look up my livingroom looks like a day care center again. Rinse and repeat. This is their game. They want to slowly drive me insane. That's ok... I love my fur kids

Well, that was my exciting Sunday. Not really the most interesting of reads, but that was today in the wild and wonderful world of Koska.
Signing off for now....
Enjoy the rest of your weekend, all


-Koshka