Bing

[LeOkAsPEr]

Bang

Bosh

Well, I'm never doing that again.

Oh and Clarkson's back on Top Gear.

As much as I think he'd fit in really well with the KKK or UKIP (what's the difference?) you just can't recreate that charm that he had when driving that reliant and crashing it with in the first few seconds. Or the he taped his legs together when trying to chauffeur for a wedding. And he had to drive really slow because he couldn't reach the pedals.

The makings of a true idiot.

I always used to imagine him trying to be a dunce by wearing a dunce hat and sitting in the corner and botching it up by accidentally setting the hat on fire.