Something women don’t seem to know about uncircumcised men is that quite unbeknown to us, our willy's fashion themselves into peculiar shapes.
I recently went to the toilet, nothing unusual in that. But my pee came out in a single slit version of the double slit experiment. And sorry to be disgusting, bounced off the lifted up toilet seat into my face. I looked down and observed my foreskin had gone into a perfectly rectangular letterbox, and I had peed everywhere. I happen to be drunk, so now I must change clothes, clean myself, and clean my toilet with anti-bacterial disinfectant surfactant.
AND I DID NOTHING WRONG.
It is not just women who have problems. Men have them too and often times it is not of their own making.