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Re: Liar Liar

Postby weepingwillow » Thu Jun 13, 2013 12:20 pm

NML's favourite lap dancer is Cracked :shock:
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Re: Liar Liar

Postby CrackedGirl » Thu Jun 13, 2013 12:26 pm

I am everyone's favourite lap dancer ;)

Willow is my lap dancing groupie

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Re: Liar Liar

Postby weepingwillow » Thu Jun 13, 2013 12:31 pm

Cracked pays me to be her groupie
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Re: Liar Liar

Postby masquerade » Thu Jun 13, 2013 12:47 pm

WW & Cracked are forming a belly dancing team, but they haven't got their moves right. Someone should also tell them that wellies and anoraks ARE NOT the required clothing :shock:
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Re: Liar Liar

Postby CrackedGirl » Thu Jun 13, 2013 1:35 pm

masq knows this because she started the Number 1 Ladies' Bellydancing Agency

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Re: Liar Liar

Postby masquerade » Thu Jun 13, 2013 2:26 pm

Cracked is the choreographer for this. To be original she has incorporated line dancing, ballet, tap and morris dancing and lap dancing into their routine. She has taken her eclectic dance troupe to an audition for Britain's Got Talent and has offered Simon Cowell a huge bribe and a lap dance from Cracked herself.
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Re: Liar Liar

Postby smurf » Fri Jun 14, 2013 10:04 pm

In her spare time Masq knits woolen condoms. She then sells them to fund her addiction to...........
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Re: Liar Liar

Postby HornedCapricorn » Fri Jun 14, 2013 10:30 pm

Snorting the coke that smurf smuggles in from Columbia.
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Re: Liar Liar

Postby whybother » Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:58 am

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Re: Liar Liar

Postby masquerade » Mon Jun 17, 2013 10:48 pm

And he wears the knitted woollen condom on his unicorn horn :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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