Liar Liar

ww, sends me secret messages via car plates

NML stole my car

cause ww, told me to do so with her latest car plate messages...

That's just the excuse that NML is using!

ww´s most recent car plate message told me...
"Thank you for taking my car, you are so helpful and nice"

nml sold ww's car

Restored bought my car off nml for £5!!

Recently Weeping Willow played a round of golf at Saint Andrews Golf Course where she got a score of eighteen for eighteen holes and went home sober after celebrating for five hours.

It happened this way. Every time Weeping Willow placed the ball on the tee a small bar of chocolate fell out of her pocket where upon Masq, her playing partner, said "Gimme." At which time Weeping Willow pocketed both the ball and the chocolate and walked to the next tee. And knowing many people might have a problem with her putting a zero on the score card she put down one.

In case your curious, Masq, using a three wood (the only club she carried, created one hundred and ninety two divets - all but one of the putting greens - on her way to a score on three hundred and twenty four, has been banned, for life, from gold courses world wide.

It was not until they were playing the nineteenth that Weeping Willow realised something might be wrong. Because every time she lifted a drink Masq, said "Gimme," and not wanting to argue with an admin Weeping Willow passed over the drink, so went home without touching a drop!

Masq only left Saint Andrews when the establishment ran out of liquids.

whybother wants to be my therapist.

NML, WB & WW are all on preview for stealing my chocolate and chasing me around with golf clubs. However I am open to bribes with copious amounts of ouzo and flattery.