Something completely different

I googled this place, and after reading a bit, I decided against posting my own depressing story.
Instead, I'll tell a joke - an oldie, but it's still good


A guy wasn't feeling well, so he goes to the doctor.
They do some tests and the doc tells him to come back in a week for results.
He goes back, and the doc says "I have a good news and a bad news for you".
Guy: "Tell me the good news first"
Doc: "We're gonna name a disease after you!"



Heheh, ok, say what you will, but I'm a funny guy during my non-zombie periods

okay...

Here's my version!!


A guy wasn't feeling well, so he goes to the doctor.
They do some tests and the doc tells him to come back in a week for results.
He goes back, and the doc says "you have a rare, terrible disease, but I have good news."

guy: You have a cure don't you?
doctor: no, but I just saved a load of money on my car insurance by switching to geico!!!

Well mines a lil different.....more of a quote

"I did'nt know i was poor and lived in a third world country,untill i watched BBC news.....now i take viagra for my depression"