Random Thoughts... I wanna hear 'em!

Ain't no black magic allowed in this house.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kGPhpvqtOc

You're not my "partner" if there's anything you know about yourself that you wouldn't share with me.

Rotisserie Watermelon Covered In Melting Cheese

So um. You're monogamous and everyone pretty much knows this.

Your girlfriend cheats on you with your brother.
You marry the slut anyway.

Now she's your wife.

Your wife DUMPS you for your brother.

I think we can all agree that her mom is fair game after that.
She becomes your new girlfriend.
The two of you fall in love after months of going steady.

Your girlfriend cheats on you with your FATHER.
The same father who just murdered your brother's biological father.

...

F**k that whole family, man. That s**t is crazy.

-- Fri Apr 25, 2014 1:10 pm --

Oh and...

Your ex-wife's mother/your girlfriend (who cheated on you with your father), murdered your father's ex-girlfriend; who is also the cousin of his current girlfriend.

What.
The.
###$.

If she plans on being honest in future relationships, she better pick some extraordinary, open-minded partners.

"So what happened to your last boyfriend?"
"He dumped me."
"Why?"
"I f*cked his Dad."

He feels guilty for murdering his adoptive son's biological father.

So how does he deal with the guilt? By having sex with his biological son's girlfriend.

What.

When I'm feeling guilty, I can't even masturbate. I'm sure as hell not gonna have sex with my child's lover ON THE GRAVE OF THE MAN THAT I MURDERED!

What the actual f*ck is wrong with the people on this show?!

damn, these cookies taste awesome

-- Sat Apr 26, 2014 3:35 am --

I've just seen an orb passing by in front of my screen.
Ok, I need to sleep.

A body in ocean tends to stay in ocean.

I want to get a room and fill it with cacti. Every kind of cactus.