What made you laugh, lately?

In keeping with my previous post, I present you with this.

My arts teacher this morning put on Auburns "La la la" and started to dance and sing it. Then someone threw there magazine at him and he squealed like a bird. He wasn't hurt of course. But I haven't laughed so hard in my life. I was holding my face and tears were coming out of my eyes and I was trying so hard to breathe. Then when the teacher showed me the red mark the magazine left after class I lost it and started to laugh again.

I'm really suffering with this cold I've picked up. I headed to Walmart to restock tissues, tea, cough drops and cold medicine.

As I approached the entrance there was an empty car parked, still running, right in front of the doors. I hate people who do that.

Anyway as I came up from behind this car it started to roll forward on the slight decline that headed to a much steeper downward path towards the underground parking. (Here in Canada stores love underground parking because you don't have to pay for the snow removal all winter).

I panicked and saw that the three doors I could see from my line of sight were all unlocked so I ran to the drivers door and tried to open the door and hop in. The door was unlocked but.......

There was this tiny little blue haired lady. She was so small she was invisible from my angle. She looked terrified. I'm a six foot male, shaved bald with a soul patch beard wearing a hoodie underneath a leather jacket. Fortunately I have a kind voice and I simply said, "Sorry dear, I thought your care was rolling on its own. I didn't see you". I closed the door followed immediately by the sound of all the locks locking.

You know its really not funny. She was for a moment frightened to death. But I'm sure it makes a great story for her to tell.

Nevertheless, I've been giggling about it for hours now. Maybe its just me.

Iwoya wrote:I'm really suffering with this cold I've picked up. I headed to Walmart to restock tissues, tea, cough drops and cold medicine.

As I approached the entrance there was an empty car parked, still running, right in front of the doors. I hate people who do that.

Anyway as I came up from behind this car it started to roll forward on the slight decline that headed to a much steeper downward path towards the underground parking. (Here in Canada stores love underground parking because you don't have to pay for the snow removal all winter).

I panicked and saw that the three doors I could see from my line of sight were all unlocked so I ran to the drivers door and tried to open the door and hop in. The door was unlocked but.......

There was this tiny little blue haired lady. She was so small she was invisible from my angle. She looked terrified. I'm a six foot male, shaved bald with a soul patch beard wearing a hoodie underneath a leather jacket. Fortunately I have a kind voice and I simply said, "Sorry dear, I thought your care was rolling on its own. I didn't see you". I closed the door followed immediately by the sound of all the locks locking.

You know its really not funny. She was for a moment frightened to death. But I'm sure it makes a great story for her to tell.

Nevertheless, I've been giggling about it for hours now. Maybe its just me.

WHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

Maru, the stunt cat.

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My dog was laying in the middle of the lounge room and farted, he slightly confused himself so he did that head tilt thing dogs do whilst looking at his butt.

My cat was walking past at the same time and the dog fart startled her making her jump about a foot in the air. Is probably more funnier in person than in words.

tlepS drawkcaB I can picture it and I think its funny!! LOL

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