What made you laugh, lately?

You're a cynical crapehanger
who always sees the glass half-empty!

No, you're wrong. I see the glass half-full, but of poison.
And you're gunna wind up drinking it!

Cracked's recent posts in Liar, Liar ........ she's supposed to lie on the page.

Do not eat one of Marco's 87 fries!

The movie Ted, if you like Family Guy or American Dad style of humour this is amazing. It made me laugh so hard that it couldn't breathe. Totally non PC, borderline offensive but damn it's just so funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wtOKVfB1lk&feature=relmfu

My sister and her clumsiness. I swear, the girl could trip on a feather. If the wind blows she gets acquainted with the ground. Once she sneezed and cleared the world record at the long jump. Ahh, I quit haha.

1. The Higgs boson particle waas sitting in church when the priest approached him to say that a church service was about to start. The HIggs Boson particle replied "There is no mass without me"

2. Pooh Bear was enjoying a delicious bacon sandwich. He thought "I msut share this with piglet". But piglet was nowhere to be seen

Cracked

From "The Killing Joke" One of the best Batman/Joker stories and the one heath ledger took his joker from.

Joker: I'm sorrry this whole situation reminds me of a joke. See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. Y'see... Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea... He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says 'Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!

I know it's not nice to laugh at odd skin tones, but... I'm such a dork.

I'm not the only one who laughed at this lobster, though. People say he/she/it looks half-baked.