I was in a small, square, white, ceramic enclosure with walls that went up as high as I could see. There was no light source, but everything was lit. It was like a square bathtub as tall as a skyscraper. And in the bottom, there was me, and enough sour cream to cover my feet. Some low, rumbling voice was speaking to me with words that I could not understand, but I knew that it was telling me about how great evil is, and that it was hungry. So I decided to feed it, naturally. And since all I had to prepare for a meal was the sour cream on the ground, and an inexplicable soft taco shell which appeared in my hand, I went to work. I was squatting, scooping and spreading that $#%^ all over the taco shell, while the demon ceaselessly rambled dark-lord-this and dark-lord-that. The dream ended after many failed attempts, but I finally got enough sour cream to fill the taco shell without it falling out, and my manifestation of, maybe Satan, was pleased.
So tell me your most absurd dreams.