What do you have in your pocket(s) right now?

I'm naked.

bagles wrote:I'm naked.

It's happened to us all. In fact, it's happened to some of us more than ...ah, forget it.

My left pocket has the tiger's eye that was given to me by an ex gf. I carry it all the time. My right pocket has a bunch of spare change. I hate emptying my spare change pocket. Every now and then I find a pubic hair and I don't even know if it's mine. It's just nasty..

If you were a kangaroo, then you'd still have a 'pocket' while being naked

... ...it would be full of mucous though.

Chucky wrote:

two_roads wrote:nothing, I'm in my pyjamas.

PJs have pockest too - well, my ones do. My pockets are again empty though. Earlier, there was a button in them, but that's it. It was a button that fell off my jeans. Oh, and I realised when I got home today that I had been walking around Dublin with my fly open.

Lucky passers-by who could see it. and voyeurs !

I don't think anyone saw because it was in the evening and therefore dark. I was probably wearing black or grey underwear that day anyway, so no bother if anyone saw anything. Hmm, it was cold that day... ...no wonder my penis was all shrivelled up... ...

Chucky wrote: Hmm, it was cold that day... ...no wonder my penis was all shrivelled up... ...

lol...nice try there, buddy. I'll have to remember that one though.

Incorrigible wrote:lol...nice try there, buddy. I'll have to remember that one though.

'Nice try'? - Nice try at what?

I have a diary it is full of ladies telephone numbers,each and everyone i have dated,each and everyone has failed.Do i give up or carry on,are they worth the trouble.

Chucky wrote:

Incorrigible wrote:lol...nice try there, buddy. I'll have to remember that one though.

'Nice try'? - Nice try at what?

I was just messing with you, man. For some reason it reminded me of George Costanza from Seinfeld.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cUNNKzj ... r_embedded