Questions?

by **DaturaInnoxia** » Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:51 am

I thought it might be fun to post some light hearted questions for people to answer
I'll go first

1) What would you name your boat if you had one?

Majestic AF

2) What’s the closest thing to real magic?

Humor

3) What will finally break the internet?

Some type of accident caused by some bored genius during quarantine

4) What’s the most useless talent you have?

I dunno

5) What are some things that sound like compliments but are actually insults?

You're really smart for an uneducated person

6) What is the craziest thing one of your teachers or bosses have done?

Gave out candy to everyone who did what they wanted + consistently and then randomly sprayed someone with a water bottle to demonstrate how conditioning works (behaviorism; psychology)

7) When did you screw everything up, but no one ever found out it was you?

Never.
I'm always found out.

8) What quote or saying do people spout but is complete BS?

"Live. Laugh. Love."

9) What’s the most interesting thing you’ve read or seen this week?

Lately, social media artists seem to be obsessed with using genitalia as their subjects for inspiration

10) What ridiculous thing has someone tricked you into doing or believing?

More than I'll ever know, I sure.

11) What ridiculous thing have you tricked someone into doing or believing?

I convinced my dearest friend that her antibiotic was called "micoxafloppin" so that when the ER doctor asked her what medications she was on, she told him that

1) What would you name your boat if you had one?

Jawbreaker

2) What’s the closest thing to real magic?

nature

3) What will finally break the internet?

the outernet

4) What’s the most useless talent you have?

I can be cynical about a sunset.

5) What are some things that sound like compliments but are actually insults?

"You look like your father"

6) What is the craziest thing one of your teachers or bosses have done?

I can't say but I did pass math that year.

7) When did you screw everything up, but no one ever found out it was you?

When I spilled a can of paint thinner on a client's couch.

8) What quote or saying do people spout but is complete BS?

"Your vote counts"

9) What’s the most interesting thing you’ve read or seen this week?

Gaspar Noe's "Climax"

10) What ridiculous thing has someone tricked you into doing or believing?

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11) What ridiculous thing have you tricked someone into doing or believing?

Paying me a dollar every time they uttered the phrase "quality time"

by **DaturaInnoxia** » Fri Apr 17, 2020 9:22 am

Awesome, thank you!

I hope more participate too.

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