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I know not of your insipid award ceremonies! he sang, as he drunkenly danced with his penis out. Suddenly he was bathed in a blinding white light as Elijah Wood in a tuxedo appeared, handing him an Oscar for best musical performance on a mental health forum. As Pooh reached out to accept the award, once again, the universe collapsed.

"Dammit!" Pooh said from the nothingness.

All of a sudden, Naps farted and created a big bang ,and the universe became whole again.

Then the guys a galactic planet far away came to our planet and turned everyone into slaves.

Except for Dazz and his band of freaks, who sided with the Qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp aliens and became the liaisons between the Qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp and humyns as humans were now referred as, due to the Qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp sensitivities to gender neutrality.

Dazz's aberrant methods did not go unnoticed. Though intelligent, he liked to kick up a shitstorm now and then, though they were usually lowkey shitstorms.

This alliance with the Q (as they were called due to the humyns inability to pronounce, or spell, the entire word) was another one of Dazz's antisocial schizoidy maneuvers. He'd taken care to choose carefully the freaky misfits who formed a tight circle around him, and made him rather impenetrable.

How to get to Dazz? That became what was on everyone's minds.

Unfortunately for Dazz, Some of us knew his secret fetish. And that was...

Marmite sandwiches.

Meanwhile......

MacB was entertaining the freaks in his favorite way, Strange obscure words, odd old songs, and his long brown coat with clown shoes on his feet.

But, little did anyone known that the clown shoes were Magickal Clown Shoes, and the Key to The Kingdom.

By clicking the heels of his clown shoes together, and solemnly intoning "There's no place like home", MacB was able to...