*Forum Game* The Person Below Me

Any of you ran straight from sauna, naked, and made a snow angel?

I have, but it was from natural springs hot tub.

A most beautiful angel as warm skin melts and freezes the snow very quickly, leaving a lovely impression that lasts.

Plus it was a delight to slip back into the tub afterwards.

*Ahem* I'll do this part for Eight.

The person below me has run through the city naked.

Just a few blocks.

The person below me woke up today with somebody's balls on their forehead.

My cats have these cute little toy balls with bells in them.. I don't wake up with them on my forehead but I do find them in my shoes!

The person below me wishes they had cat balls on their forehead when they wake up.

I would prefer Ryan Gosling balls.

The person below me woke up today with a live gerbil stitched to their face.

No, but we did watch the episode last night of Fargo where 'the Indian' takes the stabbed scissors out of his back and doctors himself up in the bathroom with hydrogen peroxide and super glue

tpbm has never had stitches in their body

naps wrote:I would prefer Ryan Gosling balls.

Ryan Reynolds... way cuter. Better personality too, imo.

Eight wrote:tpbm has never had stitches in their body

Truth. I had staples.

The poster below me has had an organ or two removed.

Sturm88 wrote:

naps wrote:I would prefer Ryan Gosling balls.

Ryan Reynolds... way cuter. Better personality too, imo.

Eight wrote:tpbm has never had stitches in their body

Truth. I had staples.

The poster below me has had an organ or two removed.

Does half count?

The person below me likes to play the kazoo while petting their pet octopus.

^It sounds innocent enough or it's a euphemism for something very lewd. Maybe my mind just lives in the gutter.

The person below me likes being under me.