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Here's a joke.

Don't be offended. I know DID can be scary sometimes but it can also be quite funny sometimes too. So enjoy this joke and don't be afraid to laugh at yourself occasionally.


How many alters does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as will: one to change the bulb, one to change it back, three to argue over whether they want it light or dark, one to throw the light bulb against the wall to hear it crash, one to clean up the mess, four to go shopping for new bulbs and come home with stockings, liquorice, Disney movies, popcorn and masking tape, one who insists it “IS” the light bulb and doesn’t understand why everyone always wants it to change and can’t it just be itself????

How do you know our system so well?

This made me smile.

I got the joke off the net.

I think all said and done, we are not that different after all.

It tickled the help out of me.

i was talking to my friend the other night on our way home from band and shes lyk u no the saying that everybody is born many but dies one? well ur born many and die as 3" haha i just had to say that idk if its funny but it was at the time

my other friends lyk u better not make vickie mad u never know wat or whos going to come out of her

vikyavityarozalina wrote:i was talking to my friend the other night on our way home from band and shes lyk u no the saying that everybody is born many but dies one? well ur born many and die as 3" haha i just had to say that idk if its funny but it was at the time

my other friends lyk u better not make vickie mad u never know wat or whos going to come out of her

Your friends are funny

It’s nice to have funny friends.
It’s good when you have tears in your eyes and someone makes you laugh.

amen to that haha i love my friends

Lillyrose wrote:Here's a joke.

Don't be offended. I know DID can be scary sometimes but it can also be quite funny sometimes too. So enjoy this joke and don't be afraid to laugh at yourself occasionally.


How many alters does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as will: one to change the bulb, one to change it back, three to argue over whether they want it light or dark, one to throw the light bulb against the wall to hear it crash, one to clean up the mess, four to go shopping for new bulbs and come home with stockings, liquorice, Disney movies, popcorn and masking tape, one who insists it “IS” the light bulb and doesn’t understand why everyone always wants it to change and can’t it just be itself????

Heard that one years ago, still a classic