Quick! Everyone tell me your systems!

Mr. Bates wrote:

My highest spiritual part showed up once (Angelica)--she was dressed in purple and gold armour and had wings like and angel and a big sword that she used to pierce the top of my head with, to open the channel.

She sounds familiar, and that's usually how a blade of connection works. - D

And no, D's chained to me. He can't go anywhere. The locks will only come off when he says his real name. Which he was banished from remembering. Good times.

D has not forgotten his real name. In Jesus name D we command you to tell your host what your real name is. If you try to resist we have asked Jesusto strike you with His sword and cover your mouth with His Holy blood. We have asked Jesus to to apply His corrective hand to you until you confess what your real name is to your host in Jesus name.

Let us know what happens Mr Bates. If he tries to frighten you we are here to help. Jesus loves you - D wants to drag you off to hell. Likely he would have waited until the day you die when you slip out of your body, and he and his friends are waiting with chains to throw around you and drag you off to hell laughing. They are liars and their master is the father of lies - isn't that right "D" ?

His name is Asmodeus!

Homerinchch, while I'm sure you are just trying to help, not everyone agrees with you. At least do this sort of thing in a PM so that those of us who are not of your faith don't have to read this repeatedly. Once is more than enough.

Please stop trying to exorcise spirits! I'm fond of mine, personally.

I can sit in McDonalds and beleive i'm a hamburger and it doesn't mean it is true. If you saw them for what they truly are you would vomit for having been fond of them. Is it not tragic when people speak of aliens from outer space like they love them - "there here for peace man they love us". These same beings who kidnap people and shove things up their rear ends like they are nothing but cattle - which is exactly what they regard you as. And that is their true nature - all the while they degrade you and treat you like cattle they sow their lies over your mind that they love you and care about you. The truth is they hate you and want to torture your soul after they've succeeded in keeping you away from the truth for your whole time on earth.
If you don't let go of these things then your in for a terrifying shock when you pass on and they are standing there waiting for you with their chains and their cries of glee. They will say to you "but you were fond of me, you deserve this, you chose this" and it will be too late to cry out to the one who could have saved you from them. The one who bled and died on a cross to resuce you from their lies.
I never say anything against you guys when I speak this way about these spirits. If you want to take it personally then your just mistaking my intentions arn't you ? I have a lot of love for you personally - and love does not lie (and God is love and He never tells lies to us).

Okay...let me get this right. YOU think A's a...a demon? HA! She can't even kill a bug! It's actually rather perturbing...but that's another story. You say you have love for us, we're mistaking your intentions if we take it personally...or whatever. There's no other way to take it. I don't even like A that much, but here I am, defending her honor. Someone write this down. Seriously. Never happens. Personally, I think this entire ordeal of accusation is totally asinine. Run that up your flag pole and wave it, buddy.

Anyone disagree?

Hey Bates, was this guy right? Is D a demon? Oh, that must be what the D stands for. Got it.

Look here Homer. Don't go pointing fingers when you have no idea what you're butting into. It's reckless and honestly a bit idiotic. No offense. I'm sure Bates is just as unappreciative as I am and I really..really love shutting down what other people believe or trust to be true. However, save it for someone who needs your help - we got this. Out.

LAIA

Okay wow..um..that was different. Sorry you guys. I can't delete her post - she throws tantrums. However, I profusely apologize for her being so rude. ._.
She means well, she's just...well...short-fused and kind of a bitch sometimes. Again, I'm sorry. We'll have a nice talk about that. -nodnod-

HAHAHAHAHA! Oh, I'm sorry was that supposed to effect me? God Himself placed the lock on my name because I was deemed too powerful for my own good. I'm not a devil nor a demon, you moron. I've defeated more devils and demons than you can even name.

And if you're gonna throw out some exorcism spells, at least learn some good ones. The new-age ones (last few hundred years) don't do $#%^, everyone in the know is well-aware of this.

I'm sure A can vouch for this.

Don't ever spew that crap at me again.

- D

D sounds really cool.

Homer...everyone understands that you're trying to help. We get that. But, um, I don't think that trying to virtually exorcise D is going to help Bates very much, as D is a part of him, and it would be very much unwise to try and tear him away. You can't get D to reveal anything he doesn't want to, even in Jesus' name. D, while not being a physical being, is still a person.

Besides, you're kind of confusing Jesus with C'thulu. If God is love, He wouldn't go scorching people and choking them with blood and stuff.