So guess who got wasted again last night? Meeeeeee! Ha ha ha! Okay, serious time. So I'm drunk off my ass, and I stumble into the bathroom, and as I'm about to leave, guess who gives me a "Hey Mike!"? Straight from the mirror, good old Smiley! Guess alcohol makes it possible to communicate since my mind is on a different level.
Smiley: C'mon Mikey, I was your first alter, we go way back, lemme out
D: Don't do it Mike
Smiley: C'mon, we're friends!
Me: Okay...
Frank: Smiley, shut the ###$ up, don't mess with him when he's drunk! Mike, don't do it
Me: *jabs the mirror*
Frank: Oh ###$, done, let's go *starts to lead me out*
Smiley: COME BACK HERE! ######6 LET ME OUT YOU ######6 PIECE OF $#%^!
Frank: Hey Smiley
Smiley: Yeah?
Frank: ###$ youuuuuuu, ha ha! *wiggles middle finger and then leaves*
So now he's talking. Yeah, I'll avoid mirrors while drunk. We really don't need that monster running around