Get your Kicks...

At this one restaurant we had this terrible waiter his name was Rob lob cob mob knob bob dob. We only know this because at the end of the night we asked his name. Rob lob cob mob knob bob dob didnt wear a name tag, or an apron, and his recommendations fell flat of favorites and landed on expensive. I was very upset at Rob lob cob mob knob bob dob and left him a comment card and a $10 tip. Then Jacque, Eliza and I went outside. Aunt Lisa went to the bathroom. Little did we know that the Rob lob cob mob knob bob dob became very angry and chased after aunt lisa with a steak knife demanding that she change the comment card and leave a better tip. Aunt Lisa with her kick ass postal skills grabbed Rob lob cob mob knob bob dob by the scruff of the neck and gave him a swirly for bad service. Then as Rob lob cob mob knob bob dob was bent over she kicked him in the bum for chasing her with a steak knife and then gave him another swirly for bad service. I bet Rob lob cob mob knob bob dob became a better waiter after that!

I bet he went to jail for being a psycho O_o

And $10?! Jeeeeze. I wouldn't have left $#%^ if the service was bad. Then again, $10 seems too BIG rather than small. But thats cuz I don't believe in tips. Unless they REALLY deserved it. Like if the waiter's nice and doesn't piss me off, and remembers REFILLS on my drink! Points to whoever knows what movie I'm obscurely referencing.

No points for me I dont remember.
I believe in tipping generously. And that was a big bill. I feel bad when I have a small bill and I leave a $2 tip... but thats just me...

*Sighs* No tomboys here who love Quentin Tarentino films? (that was a huuuuuuge hint)

I should know this! I should know this! Argh where is my film buff when you need him!? Gawwwd
I'll remember later

Aloof wrote:
Too easy! Reservoir Dogs is so awesome. And so is Mr. Pink!

Where'r my points?

1,000,000,000 points of awesome *forks over the points*. Glad SOMEONE here is a Tarentino fan besides me.

Invest them wisely.