Upcoming Holidays

Mr. Bates wrote:Ummm, lets be merry? Party time? Not debate religion time? Discuss things we want for Christmas, even though there's a 99.9% of no way in hell getting it, but its fun to dream time?

Ok, Bates, I'll bite. What do you want for Christmas? I could use about $150,000 (like win the lottery or something). I'd also like for my nephew to be able to come home safely from his 2nd tour in Iraq. I'd like my new grandniece to get over her apnea and be able to come home from Children's Hospital in time for Christmas.

Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas and certainly a Happy and Prosperous New Year to you all (that is, all of you--Frank, -D, Mike)



Cathi

Ok that I can definitely handle.
For christmas I want a Official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!

or a Cello.

I'm not really too picky.

And if not either of those then how about candy land. I really like that game

Okay, ~Lark, we'll bring Candyland with us on the road trip, K? I don't know about the Red Ryder--is that to protect us? And sorry, but I wouldn't know where to begin to find a cello, but I do know that they make BEYOUTIFULLmusic. I love listening to cello music! Do you play? If you do, WOW! AWESOME! I envy you!
I played the clarinet and accordion at one time, but haven't played in like forever!
Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas and a Happy and Prosperous New Year to you and all (Big Amber, little Amber, and all)

Cathi

Thats what I want, that sweet, badass guitar. Too bad America is lame and I have to import it for $8k. OH, BUT AUSTRALIA CAN BUY THIS GUITAR! AND OF COURSE THE JAPANESE CAN IMPORT OUR SIGNATURE MODELS, BUT HEAVEN FORBID WE IMPORT THEIRS! More proof Japan hates us. Oh well, I'm sure I can get it custom built either by ESP (The official manufacturers) or some no-name brand for like $7,800 less than the standard manufactured model. I'd totally rock out at shows with that beast.

Model gun? Psh! Only gun I want is a Barrett 82A1!


.50 cal armor-piercing shells = hawt <3

You always have to outdo me dontcha?

I think I am getting a tea set for christmas... which is fine and all... but I really want a cello.
really really bad. I have to give mine back to the school soon, and I dont want to.

Ho hum...
what do you want for christmas Cat?

HO HO HO,
TIME TO BE MERRY.

THAT IS A BADASS GUITAR!, BATES. I WISH I COULD PLAY HALFWAY DESENT! I GREW UP AROUND ROCK MUSICIANS BACK IN THE 60'S & 7O'S. THERE WAS A LOT OF DRUGS AROUND, I COULD ROLL A JOINT AT 5, AND WAS ALWAYS EAGER TO CLEAN THEIR POT WITH A CARD, AND A FRIESBEE. IT WAS THE SAFEST PLACE FOR ME TO BE THEN. THEY NEVER TOUCH ME INAPPROPRIATELY, AND SAVED MY ASS MANY TIMES. I TURNED OUT OK, WELL, KIND OF OK, I'M ALIVE DAMN IT!

HEY! THAT'S WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS, TALENT!!!
I'VE GOT THE GUN, BUT MY HUSBAND'S GOT THE BULLETS. I
I THINK HE'S AFRAID OF ME, OR SOMETHING. MAYBE I SHOULD ASK SANTA TO "GIMME BACK MY BULLETS."

CATHI, I HOPE YOUR NEPHEW COMES BACK SAFE AND SOUND! HOPEFULLY HE'LL BE BACK WITH HIS FAMILY TO STAY SOON! I DON'T KNOW WHAT APNEA IS, BUT HOPE SHE GETS WELL SOON.
YOU HAVE AN INTERESTING BACKGROUND, I ALSO HAVE AN INTEREST IN SPIRITUALITY AND HISTORY.

I HOPE THE FLU ISN'T GOING AROUND WHERE YOU ARE. MAN, I'VE BEEN SICK, SICK SICK, YUK! IT'S PUT SEVERAL PEOPLE I KNOW IN THE HOSPITAL [url][/url]

I THINK I'LL GO FINISH MY LETTER TO SANTA. LET ME SEE, I WISH I WASN'T SO DAMN DYSLEXIC. NOW THAT PAUL MCARTNEY IS SINGLE, HE'D SURE LOOK GOOD UNDER THE TREE. I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING NOW.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS,
BENNY

What can be said? I have a fine taste for weapons.

Yes, Benny, if you're a good little girl, Santa will get you bullets and Paul McArtney for Christmas.

Oh and Cathi, no "-" before their names, just Frank and D, they add the "-" to signify a signature, ya know like you do with memos? Or to really bring back the memories, old lady, a telegram.

OOH, PAUL MCCARTNEY, HIS GUN, BULLETS. THAT COULD BE A RECIPE FOR LITTLE MCCARTNEY'S. EVERYONE KNOWS HE'S PACKING

BAD BENNY

Why do you all want guns?
Guns hurt people

Lisa

HI SURREAL,


THAT'S THE WHOLE IDEA. GUNS HURT PEOPLE!
JUST KIDDING. I HAVE AN ALTER THAT WHOULD LOVE TO GO OUT AND PLAY TARGET PRACTICE, ON PEDOPHILES! I'M NOT KIDDING ABOUT THAT. I TRY TO KEEP A SHORT LEAST ON HER. WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FROM THE START. I HAD TO STOP GOING TO S.I.A. MEETINGS FOR A WHILE BECAUSE OF IT. HOPE I DIDN'T SCARE YOU. I HAVE AN ALTER THAT IS TERRIFIDE OF GUNS FOR SOME REASON, I DON'T KNOW. SHE ALWAYS COMES OUT WHEN I HANDLE ONE, AND MAKES ME BE REALLLLLLLY CAREFUL.
A KNIFE, NOW THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY. I LIKE THEM BIG SHARP!


SICK BENNY,