Funny Conversations part II

Wow it's gonna be real fun I think I like turkey sandwiches and I dont need to go to Mercury or Venus so thats alright! Maybe we can slide over Jupiter's rings, Jupiter has rings right? And play soccer on the moons
And if you make margarita's I'll take some orange-peech mixjuice with me, it probably sounds kind of odd but it's yummy trust me! and if any of you older ones want to try it you could put liquor in but we don want to but you go enjoy that thats okay

Lisa

Oh and Bear's coming too otherwise he'd feel lonely that couldnt happen!

Yay your bear... and our bear blanket they can be friends. we dont drink either. we will stick to the iced tea and then we can try your juice

That sounds great lalalark

Lisa

Going to the Against Me! show the other night (which was amazing by the way).

Me: *in a goofy Swedish voice, reading signs while driving* Schpeed limits 45 miles an hour. No Parkings Heres EVER!
D: You're ridiculous.
Frank: Ha ha ha ha! We should get him drunk!
D: NO WE SHOULDN'T!

BWAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

That was so funny!
I am with D

Walker, the 5-year-old in my system (and only boy) tells me one day OUT OF NOWHERE (and in public, so that I end up laughing all by my lonesome in the middle of Target), "I don't know if I'M a lesbian, but if I am, I guess that's a pretty cool ass thing to be. Oh $#%^, I said 'ass'. 'Scuze me." If I'd had a chair to fall out of, I would have.

"Mommy, why is that lady laughing to herself" "Don't look at her! Keep walking, Cindy!"

OMG! that was a great way to end my day!
*falls out of chair laughing!*