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I can put thoughts into people's heads.
And I can talk with animals (mostly ducks and dogs).
And then there's the really crazy thing (which I think I may be wrong about, and that this IS actually a delusion). I think inanimate objects speak to me. I don't know. It's like we have these conversations on the basis of one large sound means yes, no sounds means no. And when I say large, I mean LARGE. Like loud. Like people in the room can actually hear it but they don't know that it's the answer to a very important question I just asked.
Everything in the room rattles and the walls creak. Like seriously. And I can control them. Although they do tend to have a mind of their own. One example is complete silence while I'm kinda zoned out, and not thinking at all because I'm lazy, and then suddenly I have an epiphany or a really helpful thought and there's an affirming creak in the walls... Or an owl howls in this particular way that reminds me so much of my childhood home, and the way I used to wake up and just hear it out in the tree surrounded garden.
And about the animals.. well let's say it works on the same basis as putting thoughts into people's heads. I kinda learned it when I was really depressed and had bipolar disorder and other rough $#%^ because I'm kinda (when I say kinda, I mean plain) ugly. But I'm planning to have corrective surgery this summer and I've already figured out what my face needs the most. In order of priority. (Devil's in the details

ANYWAY: Putting thoughts into people heads requires entering this specific mental state that allows you to transmit the appropriate frequency. For real. This is like scientifically confirmed. And THAT frequency is what ###$ with your victim's brain.. Think: intentions. You have to think with your emotions. Feel them in your gut and imagine like you're putting that collective thought into the head of the person you want it in. Or you can influence a whole group of people into suddenly feeling euphorically and then all of a sudden like S.H.I.T. That's my kinda revenge for their treating me like a pariah.
With dogs you can take it a bit easier, although it is the same principle. And look them in the eyes, straight in the eyes, and observe how you can see what they think at a given moment. Their eyes really are a window to their thoughts. Again: think with your emotions, say them in your head, maybe even hum the words a little. (like not entirely speaking them with enough force to create a word but enough to make out a faint outline).
Alongside that there's tons of other crazy $#%^ going down. Like pretty amazing stuff. Sometimes I literally feel like a god. (spelt with a small 'g' so as not to offend the God that might potentially be there,and whom I think we were created in the image of).
That's about it from me for now, so goodnight everybody.. and may the force be with you.