I feel like I am a method actor who has been constantly applying for a part to play me in my own life.
Can't help but think sometimes, I picked the wrong profession because despite being good at acting like me, I never seem to get through the damn audition!
I screw up my lines or chuck a wobbly and just tear up the stupid script , which seems to be the same one everytime.
If I do manage to get a part, it's usually as an 'extra' or a stunt man and some damn fool is always yelling 'cut!' when I'm in the middle of a scene.
...........well I got up today and I see there is a part.....to play me again....
I hope I make it to the set on time
aint so bad

