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by Pairou » Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:50 am
One of my most effective (and often, only) coping methods is humor. My fiance came across
http://fyeahmooddisordermoose.tumblr.com and while it just started today, I'll definitely be looking forward to more submission.
Anyone know any good BPD jokes?
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by Apocallcaps » Wed Apr 06, 2011 7:11 am
Pairou wrote:Anyone know any good BPD jokes?
A borderline walks into a bar.
"I assess the power of a will by how much resistance, pain, torture it endures and knows how to turn it to its advantage." -- Friedrich Nietzsche
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by Squeekerz » Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:25 am
Apocallcaps wrote:Pairou wrote:Anyone know any good BPD jokes?
A borderline walks into a bar.
That would be funnier if it were about someone with social anxiety disorder.
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by Apocallcaps » Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:57 am
Squeekerz wrote:Apocallcaps wrote:Pairou wrote:Anyone know any good BPD jokes?
A borderline walks into a bar.
That would be funnier if it were about someone with social anxiety disorder.

A man with social anxiety disorder walks out of a bar.

A socialite with social anxiety disorder walks into a revolving door.
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by Squeekerz » Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:02 pm
Apocallcaps wrote:Squeekerz wrote:Apocallcaps wrote:A borderline walks into a bar.
That would be funnier if it were about someone with social anxiety disorder.

A man with social anxiety disorder walks out of a bar.

A socialite with social anxiety disorder walks into a revolving door.
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by 1benediction » Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:25 pm
Q: How many borderlines does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It doesn't change.
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by 1benediction » Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:27 pm
Q: Knock knock?
A: Use the doorbell, idiot!
Q: Ding-dong.
A: I bet you think that just because you rang the doorbell, I have to let you in, jerk.
Start the day off with a smile, and get it over with. W.C. Fields
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by 1benediction » Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:29 pm
Psychics: the original borderlines.
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by Pairou » Wed Apr 06, 2011 6:47 pm
Apocallcaps wrote:A socialite with social anxiety disorder walks into a revolving door.
-rolls on the floor-
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by Squeekerz » Thu Apr 07, 2011 3:22 am
1benediction wrote:Q: How many borderlines does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It doesn't change.
I like this one! xD You should put it on that moose meme picture
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