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Any BPD Jokes?

Postby Pairou » Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:50 am

One of my most effective (and often, only) coping methods is humor. My fiance came across http://fyeahmooddisordermoose.tumblr.com and while it just started today, I'll definitely be looking forward to more submission.

Anyone know any good BPD jokes?
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Re: Any BPD Jokes?

Postby Apocallcaps » Wed Apr 06, 2011 7:11 am

Pairou wrote:Anyone know any good BPD jokes?


A borderline walks into a bar.
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Re: Any BPD Jokes?

Postby Squeekerz » Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:25 am

Apocallcaps wrote:
Pairou wrote:Anyone know any good BPD jokes?


A borderline walks into a bar.

:lol:

That would be funnier if it were about someone with social anxiety disorder. :P
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Re: Any BPD Jokes?

Postby Apocallcaps » Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:57 am

Squeekerz wrote:
Apocallcaps wrote:
Pairou wrote:Anyone know any good BPD jokes?


A borderline walks into a bar.

:lol:

That would be funnier if it were about someone with social anxiety disorder. :P


A man with social anxiety disorder walks out of a bar. :wink:

A socialite with social anxiety disorder walks into a revolving door.
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Re: Any BPD Jokes?

Postby Squeekerz » Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:02 pm

Apocallcaps wrote:
Squeekerz wrote:
Apocallcaps wrote:A borderline walks into a bar.

:lol:

That would be funnier if it were about someone with social anxiety disorder. :P


A man with social anxiety disorder walks out of a bar. :wink:

A socialite with social anxiety disorder walks into a revolving door.


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Any BPD Jokes?

Postby 1benediction » Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:25 pm

Q: How many borderlines does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It doesn't change.
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Re: Any BPD Jokes?

Postby 1benediction » Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:27 pm

Q: Knock knock?
A: Use the doorbell, idiot!

Q: Ding-dong.
A: I bet you think that just because you rang the doorbell, I have to let you in, jerk.

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Re: Any BPD Jokes?

Postby 1benediction » Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:29 pm

Psychics: the original borderlines.
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Re: Any BPD Jokes?

Postby Pairou » Wed Apr 06, 2011 6:47 pm

Apocallcaps wrote:A socialite with social anxiety disorder walks into a revolving door.


-rolls on the floor-
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Re: Any BPD Jokes?

Postby Squeekerz » Thu Apr 07, 2011 3:22 am

1benediction wrote:Q: How many borderlines does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It doesn't change.



I like this one! xD You should put it on that moose meme picture :lol:
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