How many bpds does it take to change a lightbulb?

jaus tail wrote:One but the bpd will try to remove the bulb, but the bulb wont thank it, so the bpd will paint the bulb black, and literally paint it black, then throw it in the garbage. then bpd will get a new bulb but the shopkeeper will greet the bpd good morning, so the bpd will paint the shopkeeper white and stay in the shop for two hours chatting with the shopkeeper.

the bpd will return home and put on the lightbulb dreaming of a future life with the shopkeeper. but the bulb will glow immediately since the switch was on. so the light caused discomfort to the bpd. so again paint the bulb black, remove it and put it in the bin. then again bpd will go to shop. shopkeeper is closing the shop. bpd will request to open shop, but shopkeeper will refuse. bpd will paint shopkeeper black return home and make evil plans. then bpd will order bulb online. and a salesperson will come.

salesperson will offer to fit the bulb as well and bpd will paint the salesperson white.