1) Quit smoking
2) Quit drinking
3) Make 10 girls fall in love with me
4) Make 100+ new "friends"
5) Get 5 real friends
6) Acquire $10,000 ($5K leisure, $5K uni fees)
7) Finish first year of uni with A average

9) Stop thinking about NPD and once again become high-functioning
10) Finsh the year being able to run 10KM + 500 pressups + 1000 situps p/week