5. Post as several other fake people who suck even more than you do, so as to make yourself look better in comparison. This is an excellent use of your time.

6. When you add a comment to anybody else's thread, especially someone you've never encountered before, be sure to include a lot of annoying off-topic jokes and other uselessness. This is a great way to make yourself seem Too Cool 4 School.

(yeah, i'm going to make it to ten eventually but i like doing two at a time. if you have an idea feel free to add it in a comment)

Re. 5: that's a great way to get all the admins talking about you, too. An excellent use of their time also.

admins should probably not bother with these pathetic individuals, but i can see how they might feel obligated.

hear that, everyone? if you heart the admins, cut this sh*t out.

Constantly refer to yourself as a nihilist, even tho you've already claimed to still be in your teens. Quote Nietzsche, and the other misogynistic psychos you find on google like a silly Kevin Kline character, thinking that makes you sound arty and intellectual, when you really sound like a bad ripoff of a brainwashed neo nazi.

Then start spewing lame poetry that makes you sound like an Andy Warhol wannabe, and throw a hissyfit on more educated people who point out the flaws in your reasoning.

which kevin kline character was that?