Dangerous Incursion by Dursley Forces Loyal to War Lord Brazil.....

Dagg Daggley Reports from the Uley Peaceline.


Forces loyal to Dursley War Lord Cllr. Stallone Brazil were repelled by plucky Stroud irregulars after crossing the UN Peaceline at Uley, late last night.

After what was described as: "a heavy bombardment of beer cans and verbal abuse", fanatical drug crazed followers of Cllr. Brazil over-ran unarmed Taliban UN Peacekeeper Ali Mustapha, crossed the peace line and broke the Obama-Osama Accorde.

Minutes later irregular Stroud units commanded by Colonels. Archie FitzPatrick and Patrick FitzArchie effortlessly surprised Brazil's untrained forces with a cross-fire of sustained Morris Dancing, mooning, and exotic oriental finger gestures. Reinforcement arrived an hour later in the form of the still top secret T.R.A.C.Y, whose penetrating: "GET OUT OF MY GARDEN YOU BRAINLESS OFFSPRING OF A TORY BABOON!!!!!!!!", saved the day with forbidden technology.

Cllr. Stallone Brazil of Dursley is 93. All the staff at The Bitch wish him a Happy Birthday.